Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Johnny Sooshi]

Only if you care about your life.


Do ghosts have ears and a nose?

 

[Clash]

If it's your ghost no.

Why is this a stupid question?

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Do you really want an answer?

Why do I have school tomorow?

 

[Clash]

Because it's Sunday.

Why do I have school tomorrow?

 

[:Zelda:Druggie:]

Because you don't live in Connecticut where I haven't had school for the past week, AND tomorrow!

Why won't my power company restore my power before the rest of my town?

 

[Ronin]

They're getting a low-budget cut from the manager.

What is the answer to Life?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

French Toast.

How do I untie my shoelaces?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

You cut them, of course!

Why are trees red?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because there's dead people inside them.

How do I put my shoelaces back together?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

By welding them, I guess...

Why can't I feel cold?

 

[RedDekuScrub]

Because fire is the most disturbing of magic

What would you do if a rainbow tried to eat you?

 

[Zen]

You wouldn't do anything. You're colour blind!

how do you shot web?

 

[RedDekuScrub]

With an AK-47

How many sandwiches does it take to write your name?

 

[Zen]

Ask the woman.

where's the washroom?

 

[RedDekuScrub]

Follow the trail of detergent and you shall find your way.

What kind of magic spell to use?