Earthquake. You find out that you got a free copy of OR/AS.
Fig The Altruist Joined Jul 23, 2011 Location Mishima Tower May 23, 2014 #16 Earthquake. You find out that you got a free copy of OR/AS.
Sydney The Good Samaritan Joined Mar 20, 2012 Location Canberra, Australia May 23, 2014 #17 Swagger You find out that you're actually a unicorn.
Sirmat *Blank* fears me. Joined Jul 13, 2012 Location *Insert place here* May 23, 2014 #18 Illusion You find a hamburger in a trash can.
linkypete I am the very model of a modern major-general Joined Oct 1, 2012 Location Exactly where you would expect. Gender Attack Helicopter May 23, 2014 #19 swallow You eat a lot of ice cream
pkfroce Skelepuns Joined Nov 25, 2012 Location The Underground Gender Male May 23, 2014 #20 Thick Fat. You get transported to the Pokemon World.
TriFiERCE Fury, Spirit, and Will Joined Mar 22, 2010 Location Thailand Gender Male May 23, 2014 #21 Hype(r) Fang(read as: Train) Someone kicks you in the shin.
Dragoncat Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis Joined Apr 19, 2012 Location City in the Sky, after kicking Argorok out and rep May 23, 2014 #22 Low Sweep. Your friend shaves their head.
linkypete I am the very model of a modern major-general Joined Oct 1, 2012 Location Exactly where you would expect. Gender Attack Helicopter May 23, 2014 #23 double slap you go camping
TriFiERCE Fury, Spirit, and Will Joined Mar 22, 2010 Location Thailand Gender Male May 24, 2014 #24 Rest You find out that the leaked E3 line up is real.
Fig The Altruist Joined Jul 23, 2011 Location Mishima Tower May 24, 2014 #25 Lucky Chant. You find out that humanity is steadily recovering in terms of government and economics.
Dragoncat Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis Joined Apr 19, 2012 Location City in the Sky, after kicking Argorok out and rep May 24, 2014 #26 Pay Day. There's an annoying moth in your room.
pkfroce Skelepuns Joined Nov 25, 2012 Location The Underground Gender Male May 26, 2014 #27 Hyper Beam Someone keeps tapping your shoulder and pretending it wasn't them.
Firice da Vinci Distinct lack of Leonardo Joined Jun 15, 2010 Location Renaissance Italy May 26, 2014 #28 Reversal. Your crush makes out with you out of nowhere.
Dragoncat Twilit wildcat: Aerofelis Joined Apr 19, 2012 Location City in the Sky, after kicking Argorok out and rep May 28, 2014 #29 Wish... You got a present and it's not your birthday or any holiday.
Blue Canary Your Friendly Neighborhood S***poster Joined Feb 11, 2012 Location Right Behind You Gender Trash Can May 28, 2014 #30 Gift You just find a new favorite show when you learn it is cancelled.