Alternate Titles for Zelda Games

[insanity76]

Of the ones I've played, I'll follow the joke but this time basing them on one silly gimmick or line.

LoZ- Legend of Zelda: Dodongo Dislikes Smoke
OoT- Legend of Zelda: Hey! Listen!
MM- Legend of Zelda: So... HOW MUCH?!?! [referring to the banker, if this is too obscure]
TP- Legend of Zelda: Get This THING Off My Back

LoZ: It's Dangerous ... Take This.
AoL: I Found a Mirror.
ALttP: I Used the Mirror!
OoT: These Toys Are Too Much For You.
MM: Do You Want to Play With Me?

On a serious note, I'm fine with the 5 games' titles that I've played. Adventure of Link maybe could've had a better one, but back when it was in development I doubt Nintendo had a whole lot of concern as to what extent the title described the game's theme since it was only the 2nd installment.

 

[Raven]

- Zelda 3 or Triforce of the Gods
- Zelda 64
- Zelda Gaiden
- Mystical Seed of Power
- Mystical Seed of Wisdom
- Zelda Promo Disc
- Zelda 64 DD (for the Master Quest Disc which was on Gamecube, the DD part is a joke about how the GCN plays disks, and Zelda 64 was almost made into a disc game for the DD, perhaps as an Ura Zelda)

 

[DekuNut]

LoZ: Link vs. Wilbur*
AoL: ANOTHER Triforce piece!?
ALttP: Return of Wilbur via Magic Man
LA: The fish is Sleeping
OoT: Maestro Wilbur
MM: The hat shaped like a Heart That Will Kill Us All
OoS: Fall, Winter, Summer, and Spring
OoA: A Link to the Past (seriously, it would work better for this game. you dont even time travel in ALttP)
OoX: Wilbur: Back from the Chopping Block
WW: The Game Where Tingle is the Most Important and Expensive
MC: The talking hat
FS: Four times the Action
FSA: Another Four Times the Action
TP: The Stalker Imp
PH: No, you can't just turn it back over.
ST: "I think I can, I think I can..."**
SS: Before the Sword was Master
*Wilbur as in the pig from Charollette's Web
**Reference to The Brave Little Engine or something like tht. Or, as I like to call it, The Annoyingly Persistent Little Train.
I'm serious on only one: OoA (Seriously!)