'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land, Were lynels a'plenty, families joined in hand. Yes, Blue lynels, red lynels, silvers as well, Riding lynel sleighs and ringing lynel bells. No Hylian, Zora, Goron, nor Rito, Could celebrate Christmas with just as much gusto! The guardians danced with their legs oh, so long, And the others that flew, dashed and dipped all in song. The Moblins and Bokoblins drummed with their clubs, Taluses marched merrily with their foot stubs. Each Hinox struck poses, oh, nothing is finer, Their poses, each rivaling even Scott Steiner! But lo, the festivities reached fever pitch, As the Lynel Book Club arrived without a hitch. The audience cheered as members took the stage, The Club! Yes! The Club! Yes, it is all the rage! The Club wished to read stories for reminiscing, But something, or someone appeared to be missing! They all knew of one, with tendencies to lag, Together as one group, they all shouted: Craig! Have a merry day, everyone.