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1000 Chuck Norris Fact List

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Okay , So the title speaks for it self , you just have to make a funny Chuck Norris Fact , for example this should be the proper way to post a Fact :

1.When Chuck Norris...

So the list will only go up to 1000 Facts , that the limit . So here is my first fact :


1.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
 

Zelda's_Child

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This could be fun...

2. When Chuck Norris hides under the Bogeyman's bed, you can hear the scream from Africa to China.

(Is that even right? because there are jokes like that at my school...)
 
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(Nice thread this could work)

4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.....

5. Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
 

Byrne

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12. A lot of people wear PJs with superman on them. Superman wears PJs with Chuck Norris on them.
 
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penguinboy82

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12. Chuck Norris once round-house kicked an obese boy into space. That boy's name is Mars.
Just so the post numbers match with the fact number, I'll do another.
13. Michael Jackson didn't die of cardio arrest. The last thing he ever did was insult Chuck Norris.
EDIT: Nevermind, I just noticed that Byrne's post was the only off one. Make soure they are numbered correctly, please!
 

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14: Chuck Norris is the only person to ever beat Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest at the same time.
15: Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills, they made him blink.
16: Chuck Norris once stared at the sun too long, the sun went blind.
 

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