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1000 Chuck Norris Fact List


The epic turnip king
Feb 22, 2010
In a platypus
73. Chuck Norris can kill a cow by saying "Moo"
74. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, theres no reflection. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
75. Someone tried to change there name to Norris Chuck. He was found dead on a stallagtite the next day.
76. Chuck Norris makes pink look manly.


I don't suffer from it ..
Jun 17, 2010
79. Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the animal was revived, he roundhouse kicked it, breaking its neck to prove a point ... Chuck Norris giveth, and Chuck Norris taketh away.

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