73. Chuck Norris can kill a cow by saying "Moo"
74. When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, theres no reflection. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
75. Someone tried to change there name to Norris Chuck. He was found dead on a stallagtite the next day.
76. Chuck Norris makes pink look manly.
79. Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the animal was revived, he roundhouse kicked it, breaking its neck to prove a point ... Chuck Norris giveth, and Chuck Norris taketh away.