1000 Chuck Norris Fact List

[Kybyrian]

18. Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee, and therefore is inferior.

 

[green goron]

19. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't foolish enough to attack him.

20. Chuck Norris will never wear a condom. Because protection does not exists to Chuck Norris.

21. Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in three moves.

 

[Aero_Dynamic]

22. Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

 

[penguinboy82]

23. Chuck Norris don't need no funky cold medina, he already gets all the Twili people. (You know, because medina sounds like Midna? (Lol, that SUCKED))
24. Chuck Norris once brought down a helicopter just by pointing his finger and yelling "BANG!"

 

[green goron]

25. When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't lift himself. He pushes the earth down.

26. Chuck Norris once round-house kicked earth. And its still spinning.

 

[AaronX]

27. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him.

28. Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

29. Chuck Norris doesn't have a watch. He decides what time it is.

 

[Master]

(Someone made a mistake , it's really 31)

31.Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter , because he is already following you...

 

[green goron]

32. When Chuck Norris crosses the street the cars have to look both ways.

 

[Shnappy]

33. When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he actually finds gold.

 

[Ryan]

34. Chuck Norris has his own internet meme.

 

[Aero_Dynamic]

35. Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.... lol.

 

[Zelda's_Child]

36. Chuck Norris once ninja'd the whole internet.

Errm...

 

[penguinboy82]

37. Chick Norris doesn't turn on the light, he turns off the dark.
38. Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin.
39. When Chuck Norris throws a boomerang, doesn't dare come back.
40. Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris."

 

[Master]

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure to cancer , to bad he never cries...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

42. Chuck Norris is the first commenter on ever Youtube video ever uploaded in Youtube's history no matter what. But due to a glitch in the website the comments show a random user's name.