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Trying to get some sleep of course. When exactly do you draw the line?

"am" What song would you like to hear me play?

It was trying to get to the other side. But now it can't do that because you ran him over! Should I make some vine videos?

I do! I wanted some. Will you bake more cookies?

Because that's what you named yourself. Where are all the Dragon Balls?

Well, nobody wants to mess with killer llamas. Who's excited for GTA V?

Should I do a video game show on youtube?

Yeah Why has mostly everything gone worse since the turn of the century?

It's probably time to feed the hamster that's running it. Is there any other use for toothpaste?

Yuppers. Is the moon gonna crash into the Earth tonight?

No, it hasn't broken any laws? Do you think nobody understands my signature?

Well, you would be too if you had a sword that long. Is Aerith actually dead?

Because someone interrupted. Why do people make fun of me for being afraid of water?

Woodchuck would chuck none. Woodchuck dislike taxes; that's why he lives in the woods. Is there still hope for humanity?

Only if the next three questions are "How are you?", "What are you gonna do today?", and "What time is it?" How are you? What are you gonna do today? What day is it?

I hope this answers your question Are cats better than dogs?

No, because it's already been released to the public. Does money actually grow on trees since money's made out of paper?

Yes, the Creator was tired of our bad grammar. Would you be mad if I punched this gingerbread house that took you forever to make?

Because our Creator knew that we would screw that up somehow. Can I get you anything to drink?

Yeah Do you See Emily Play?

No. What's the difference between a pen and a pencil?

Because sometimes life drives you just a little too far. What is the bane of your existence?

Because it's delicious. Is it gonna rain?

Because you did not put a question mark at the end of your question. What's a bustersword?

Yes, I like waffles! Do you like pancakes?

Sorry, we're all out. Do you know why I pulled you over?

Look outside your window ;) Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Why didn't you ask a question?

It is in two weeks actually :P Are you going to get me something?

I dunno Will there be cake?

I don't think that's a question. To be or not to be?

No Do I have permission to leave the country?

Because your stupid. Can I go to jail for killing someone?

Probably because you're being watched by some weird monstrous sloth-like creature. Can I stay home from school tomorrow?

Because they're stupid Why does my girlfriend have to live in a different country? :l

Actually, he used a game genie. What is the worst form of cheating?

Because he's not a dragon. How comfortable is riding a Pidgey?

Because he wasn't in melee Do you think Sonic is making a comeback with Sonic Colors and Sonic Generations?

No, it's Queen. Does swag even have a definition?

No, I can do that myself just fine. Why are there trees?

Yes. Why can't penguins fly?

You can't be serious. Have you seen my sister?

Because big bad government said so. Do I look cute in this hat?

No, wait, crap! Is love all you need?

Probably. Why can't there be world peace?

I use whatever I want! How do you egg gust?

Because vacuums are all full of dust. How does it feel to be without a home like a rolling stone?

Because they're stupid Why are cats and dogs afraid of vacuum cleaners?

Yeah! Can pigs fly?

Nope. Why is the X-Files theme dubbed over all of my baby tapes?