*in a battle with Mii Brawler*
Zero: WHY AM I FIGHTING THOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!?!
Dr.Light: Dasa good queshon
Actually I have one that honestly should’ve been in since brawl
Pokémon Trainer pulls out Pokédex:
BOWSER. THE TURTLE FIGHTER. BOWSERS FIRE BREATH CAN REACH TEMPERATURES AS HIGH AS 1...