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And none of them could hear their own screams as they were ripped inside out by the vacuum of space.

They celebrated by slaughtering and eating every chicken in the world, leaving only a single male and female survivor every year.

They didn't even stand a chance.

Fortunately, he had five magical golden rings that his true love had given him on the fifth day of Christmas.

Shia had severe PTSD

There was a gigantic explosion

Then Tyrion Lannister showed up for some reason

Then Boromir yelled at them a lot because he thinks that's impossible.

They went on a great journey

Albus Dumbledore kicked Justin Timberlake's door down.

Justin lost his entire musical career in that moment because he failed to look professional.

Justin slapped the writer so hard that his hand exploded

And everyone hated it

She dropped it. All those years of research on the perfect sandwich at MIT was ruined

It was a nice, laid back life. until...

so he retired to a life of poverty

Until his motivational powers saved the world.

There, all he did was cause explosions and bad writing.

And thus, Shia Labeouf was born.

So he decided to stay inside

Dave went off and found a new life as a fortune-telling rodeo clown.

Jimmy then escaped and got a legal name change to jimette.

Then luckily, jimmy used natural instinct to use a summoning charm and summoned a sword.

The droid then shocked mario, sending him flying to a little hut with a very short green man named yoda.

But the ghost of antonio snapped his fingers and mario was instantly on dagobah with a strange robot with a dome head.

Antonio told him to go to dagobah.

what they didn't know is that bob was secretly working underground to build an escape pod, for he anticipated that the explosion would happen.

unfortunately bob then had to work underground because he was secretly a rodeo clown.

In that parallel universe, Bob o' the future was still alive.

bob o' the future's body was buried and then bob and jimmy were happy that it was all over. but then...

Then jimmy found that he wielded the master knife, the bagel cutter of evil's bane.