no legs. at least then i'd have videogames and the internet. and muscles. I like muscles.
WYR have a constant never-ending bloody nose or have a constant runny nose?
I'd say the bugs, since that is a lot less to go through, and people actually eat bugs, but they don't drink blood, unless they are vampires.
WYR never have to worry about money or live in a world with real pokemon?
ancient greek curses, eh? I'd rather have the boulder up a hill curse.
WYR have to wear a clown suit all the time or have to be in your underwear all the time?
money. Then I won't have to go through the trouble of being arrested for public nudity. Besides, I only have around $5, anyways.
WYR stay up extremely late every night or wake up extremely early every morning?
the hobo. I can't get arrested because someone else broke into my house.
WYR have nothing to do on the internet for the rest of your life or have nothing to watch on TV for the rest of your life?
Save the world. at least I will feel awesome.
WYR have to wake up at 4:00 every morning but never go to school/work OR get to sleep in to 9 but have to go to school/work every day?
Cosplay on halloween. Not cosplaying at a con should be made illegal.
WYR be sick for a weekend or have your access to anything videogame related taken away on a saturday?
even a tribute in the hunger games has more of a fighting chance than one of those pathetic bokoblins. I volunteer as tribute.
WYR get hit on the head by a mace or get decapitated by a sword?
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WYR eat strawberries and nutella or marshmallows and nutella