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  1. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. It's dead. No more meowing. :I I wish I had some cooked dog right now.
  2. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. Now they have to deal with much more general problems... I wish for a delicious salty snack that won't ruin my figure!
  3. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. Now you'll never be hit with a tire. I wish I was Flash Gordon.
  4. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but Cake gets revenge on you in the dead of night. I wish an attractive, saxophone wielding space woman possessing the power to synthesize ice cream with her mind would offer to bear my offspring.
  5. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. That was pointless... I wish for a dinosaur made of bacon with a hat that is also made of bacon and also it flies through space and all of the planets in space are bacon.
  6. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but now your stay at home Laz has nothing to do all day. Besides, what was it, mowing or something? That. I wish for a diamond incrusted cod piece.
  7. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but you're the Doctor like Doctor Pepper is the Doctor I wish I didn't have to pee right now
  8. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, the human species is now called the cumin species. They are stupid and violent. I wish I could successfully steal and subsequently sell 400 pounds of moon rocks.
  9. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, it is now known as "schoolwork that you are required to do in your own private domicile, or, failing that, any location you find yourself in after school hours." And you have to say the whole thing every time you refer to it. I wish I was one of Zorc's pals.
  10. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but they used to be the legs of a serial killer and now they're trying to murder you. I wish for a lasso of truth.
  11. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but now math explodes. I wish Mr. Peanuts would marry me.
  12. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but ninjaing me in your wish making has cemented your place in hell >:( I wish to free Hat
  13. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but you have to spend it doing nothing but watching Beverly Hills Chihuahua I wish I was eating steak 'ems right now
  14. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but it happens in a much more sexual way than intended, if you get the innuendo :I I wish for a sack of dead puppies (and shoutbox access)
  15. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but AIDS I wish for an almanac
  16. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted but it's the kind of rash that flares up again every few months... if you catch my drift ;) I wish for the ability to eat forever without becoming full
  17. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. You now have a rare Bolivian STD known only as "The Triforce" I wish for all of the puppies!
  18. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted... but then you wake up. I wish for an egg salad sandwich.
  19. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. You're fired. You are off of work early forever. I wish for a harem of mind controlled dolphins disguised as supermodels.
  20. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but that annoying Sensei guy will always show up to tell you how much he likes One Piece. I wish for a magic banana.
  21. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but your cannon is non-canon, and therefore irrelevant. I wish to be in horrible physical pain at every waking moment until the end of time.
  22. Trio the Punch

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    Granted, but the accumulated sharts from before are collected and force fed to you through a tube. I wish for a hat (in honor of Norm, who was lost at sea)
  23. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but you forgot to weaken me first so I use self-destruct. I wish for battle pants (and also battle short shorts, for the summer)
  24. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but Einstein gets pissed and nukes yo face. I wish LoZ was my bestest friend.
  25. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. No corruption because I generally want to fix that. It is messed up. I wish for the greatest burger in the world.
  26. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but it's a watch. I fulfilled the letter of your wish, but ignored the spirit. I wish for Bulma's panties!
  27. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but I don't know what you're talkin' about, Willis, so what you actually get is turducken. I wish for shout box access :right:
  28. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but now your cat is so smart that he devises a means of crushing your will and making you his mind slave. He forces you to do all manner of unspeakable things, most of which involve your butt. I wish for a button that says 'Neat Guy' so everyone will know what a neat guy I am.
  29. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but due to an error concerning homophones, you now have some thyme that you didn't need. I wish for a saxamaphone!
  30. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but due to an error regarding homophones, you now have a small box attached to your lips. I wish that I could punch Strom Thurmond's corpse in its face.
  31. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but because I know only one of those people and am the one granting the wish, you get Ichigo Kurosaki and 4 Seto Kaibas. I wish for a super tasty burrito.
  32. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. There are no flying polar bears. Your wish is wasted. I wish I knew why I feel so damn comfortable in leather.
  33. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but the only characters left are pit, Ice Climbers, Donkey Kong, and Mr. Game & Watch so the game is borderline unplayable. I wish for steel nipples.
  34. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but now Tatl is a thousand times more talkative. I wish for stretchy pants.
  35. Trio the Punch

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    Granted, but you can only do so by stretching your abdomen, which means your legs stay the same. I wish for some low grade amphetamines so I can stay awake.
  36. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted. You organize a massive slaughter of the Turkish people. I wish for 1 pittance, paid in 20 equal installments of 1/20 of a pittance each.
  37. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but it's made out of your parents. I wish I could manifest my thoughts into explosives.
  38. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but it's soylent bacon. I wish I was as cool as Gary Bucey.
  39. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but you're no longer sentient so things are pretty much suck. I wish Soren wasn't so freaking useless.
  40. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but it's in a weird way. I wish I was a baby monkey.
  41. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but they're sentient and thirsty for your blood. I wish I had all of Bill Gates' money.
  42. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but your shirts continue to multiply until there is no longer any breathable air on earth and everyone and everything on the planet is killed. Good job, murderer. I wish for some delicious crab meat.
  43. Trio the Punch

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    Granted, but it didn't have enough money to pay afterwards and it got killed by a pimp (see what I did there?). I wish for a cybernetic monkey sidekick (I may have made that wish already).
  44. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but everything else gets more expensive. I wish I could play Midna's Lament.
  45. Trio the Punch

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    Granted, but no one has any problems ever again so you are not able to profit from the cure at all. I wish that Alabama was destroyed. Billy and Mandy reference for the win
  46. Trio the Punch

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    Granted but your face hurts instead. I wish for a paradox correcting time code.
  47. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but it's always beneath your pants so no one can really admire the color. I wish for a thousand robot puppies!
  48. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but you'll never be able to get any lemon juice again ever. I wish I was Limey Man.
  49. Trio the Punch

    Corrupt a wish!

    Granted, but you just created a paradox. I wish for incredible powers of observation (like Shawn Spencer).
  50. Trio the Punch

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    Granted, but saying whilst is lame no matter how you sound. I wish for Deathstroke's mask!
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