Granted, but you're in an alternate world where everything is black and white and there aren't any trees (:()
I wish I didn't have an mosquito bites and all of the ones I have will go away.
Granted, but you become a super computer:P
I wish I didn't have a writer's block on Pirate to Princess, Hero to Warrior (I keep on rewriting the first chapter!)
But you didn't corrupt my wish, which the game is "Corrupt a wish."
Granted, but it's so small, it's useless.
I wish for something to eat (stomach... hungy...)
Granted, but it's a girly manga.
I wish for my internet to be faster.
~EDIT~
Ninja'd
Granted, but you get an annoying fairy that you decide to make yourself def so you don't have to listen you her.
I wish for my internet to be faster.
Granted, but you also get killed.
I wish that my brother wouldn't be so annoying and so bad@$$. (He pushes me around when I'm around him and his friends and he swears a lot when he's playing video games)
Granted, but time roundhouse kicks you and you later found out that time is actually Chuck Noris. My brother made that one up^^
I wish for more potato chips:D