^ Hey, it's the closest I can get to the Fountain of Youth. Just kidding, that'd be gross.
< Has completed twilight Princess *does a jig*
V Have you completed Twilight Princess?
^Yeah, but it might not be the same interpretation
< thinks chocolate and peanut butter are the best couple ever
v You are facing against king Dodongo. What weapon do you pull out?
I don't know what you are referring to as an audiance member.
^ has also probably experienced a lot of pain of the emotional variety
<is listening to dog whine
V has bodily pain or ache currently