H is for Helpfuness. Navi and Tatl try to be helpful but for some reason most people found them annoying, I didn't mind Navi until I was trying to the Biggoron sword sidequest *Then she kept saying check out this spot)
P is for Patch, like a patch of grass which can contain many items, is it that people just drop them by accident (What kind of people drop bombs by accident? they don't) or some people are hiding their stuff in the grass, either way more stuff for Link
D is for Death/dead/die which happens alot in the Zelda games, I'm not sure but I'm gonna guess that there is at least one person who dies or is already dead in each of the Zelda games.
V is for Volume which there is a volume check (Sound) at the Zora hall in MM, it is always too loud or too quiet, stupid Zora can't he ever get it right?
I is for Intellegence, something which both Link and Ganondorf seem to lack (I guess that is why neither of them got the triforce of Wisdom, but Zelda could be abit smarter about things, like helping Link, she doesn't seem so brilliant herself)
F is for Falling, which can be falling down a hole, into a deep pit or enemies falling from the ceiling (All things which are bound to hurt you, unless your skilled enough/ using cheats)