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Because I told her that cookies make you butter and that milk brings rain. Why is something, something?

A wrong way round Oyogoyow Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because Link made a deal with them to be green so he could hide in them if he ever needed to. If a product is ten times better then the leading brand... why it no the leading brand?

Me. Why is Minecraft so awesome?

Yes, when you launch them out of a cannon with TNT and you can ride them with a saddle. Why doesn't Link know how to jump?

the opposite to this. Why would they put a mountain made from death in a game like Zelda anyway?

Because they are filled with an addictive drug which only affects those with a weak mind and those beings believe that skittles are the best candy in the world. Why (in Magic:The Gathering) is black so much more dangerous than the other colours, even though the whole thing should be made more...

I'm not gonna repeat myself a second time. Gathering Magic?

Because people saw how awesome I was in green with a sword and shield and decided to send me to rescue a priness, they then made a game of my adventures. Oogity boogity boo?

Actually too much of anything is bad, hnce they are like-likes, two likes which is 'two' much and therefore bad for you What kind of hairstyle do you think Link would have if he didn't wear his hat?

I am who I am and nothing more than that, A creature of the darkness perhaps? or a wanderer of the shadows, either way you'll never find me but maybe I'll be watching you, you can't hide from your own shadow. Do you Liek Mudkipz? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKzqP4-0Z6M

Because if he doesn't, well let's just say he might have an accident, hehehe How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Because they taste like deer. Why did the butterfly flutter by?

Because Toboe said so! Who is in Toboe's signature?

Obviously the underwater Hermit. Why is Chuck Norris so overrated nowdays? (I'm actually kinda serious about this one)

Yes because the way I killed him made everyone look at me like some kind of monster, then they weren't looking anymore because I killed them and ate their hearts to heal myself. Also I kicked the head police officer's puppy. How come Epona can easily jump the fence to get out of the ranch and...

Then he'd use his magic to bring characters from other games to come help him and then evil ones would escape and join with Ganondorf and then maybe the most epic battle of all time would occur. Why do bloopers swim through the air?

Well she would probably get kidnapped by a male Ganondorf instead of the other way around. Why is computer?

What this? Just some Pi, or is it cake? Is 'Magic:The Gathering' played by magicians?

IN MA BELLAH!!! so seriously, I ate the whole universe and then ate myself thus creating a sort of paradox and losing my power of eating anything. People, and anything not-people, should just be glad the stomach acids are being taken away by the black holes which are just holes in the side of my...

Because it will have you for breakfast first. Bird is the?

Because the killer robots from earlier stole them all What is under Link's hat?

Because it was cut by Link when you stopped tried to stop him in Snow Head Mountain Why does a cat, cat?

no that is wrong, the bridge is over the troll, the troll was there first What ever happened to Link's Fairy Ocarina?

No, just no, no no no no no no no Can a Matchbox?

Sorry I couldn't read your question, I was eating bacon Bacon?

Because the sun ate alot of chillis and the moon put on a pair of sunglasses Why does Link need all those items some of which are almost completely useless

King Che and the Earl of Ese What is sky?

Yes, they grow them when no one is looking and then eat them when someone looks Why is the word pen shorter than pencil even though pens came later?

Nothing, its just a prank against Plankton Why don't whales have teeth?

Because it has been infected with bubbles, and as everyone know's cars can't transform when infected by bubbles Why is the triforce always so spinny?

^#%*^*$(*@)(*)*^&$%#^#^*&(&^%&$^@#!%@!@ Why hasn't Kirby started eating worlds yet?

Because your looking at it from the wrong angle Why are my questions never stupid enough?

Because I used insta-fluff it instantly makes anything fluffy (Warning: Do not spray in people's eyes, ears or mouth) Why does Link eat ghosts?

Because the tubes are in you Why does Mario always save the exact same princess from the exact same giatn fire breathing turtle everytime with the exact same mushroom (Drugs)?

You should wish for a Genie in a bottle to grant you three more wishes! Poop?

Because it didn't take the Zora's flippers with it. How do the faries escape from their bottly prison to ressurect Link? (And why would they if he trapped them in a bottle?)

I can't remember! (Though that is not a stupid question) Why is a blackboard?

COOKIES! (yes, yes it is... or is it?) Why does Link and Tetra and a few others have such large eyes in the WW stories?

Because I killed Chuck Norris and after gaining his powers I played Zelda and it became so much more epic than it first was. Why isn't Link a ninja?

No, one is milk that ate chocilate and the other is chocolate that drank milk. Why does Naruto like Ramen so much?

Because they go to the graveyard late at night and take the maggots out of dead bodies and sprinkle it in your food for nourishment, which is the only nourishment you'll get from it. Why does Navi leave at the end of OoT?