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Granted, she could go out with you, but she won't. I wish there was a high-quality pizzeria with cheap pizza near my house.

Granted, but now the game will be over faster. I wish Thanksgiving break was a little longer.

Granted, but the finished product is awful. I wish my refrigerator was fixed.

Granted. It's a virtual pet. I wish for boots of levitation.

Granted, it's actually in December 2020. I wish for hair dye that would stay in exactly as long as I wanted it to.

Granted, but you can't control whose mind you read. I wish for the ability to change what season it is where I live at will.

Granted, but this ordinary fish merely blinks into existence in front of you for a mere two seconds before disappearing, leaving you feeling as though you've wasted your wish. I wish for a magic carpet.

Granted, Mojo Jojo visits the thread and attempts to destroy it. Though he is defeated by The Powerpuff Girls, both you and the thread get destroyed during the battle anyway. I wish I had a real pet pokemon.

Granted, but he's a crazed psychopath and eventually he kills you. He also gets away with it since he pinned it on the butler. I wish for a variety of metalic flavored ice creams that won't actually be made of metal or have any poisoning effects.

Granted, but every one of them will inevitably be corrupted. I wish that I would never get headaches.

Granted, but now you're stuck in an infinite loop, saying, "I wish" over and over, never being able to say anything else. I wish that I could jump as high as I wanted every time I jumped.

Granted, but then you lose all the wonderful perks that come with being insane, including free pretzels on Tuesdays from the street vendor who used to take pity on you. I wish for a huge mansion designed exactly to my specifications.

Granted, but it's a post that contains monstrous amounts of spam. I wish it would rain.

Granted, but now you wish you had wished for something else. I wish for the bacon sandwiches that I'm going to eat to be done.

Granted, but after that you become Waldo's replacement, and no one ever finds you. I wish I could teleport.

Granted, but now all the wonderful games that would have been on it never come to be. I wish that I could teleport.

Granted, but they've been overly 'adapted' to an American audience, and though they aren't bad games, they aren't even recognizable as Mother/Earthbound games anymore. I wish for an infinite Doritos bag.

Granted, we now use the Roman numeral system with slightly modified characters for I, (I is now 1) and this system causes you great frustration because you remember the previous system being much easier to work with and far less cumbersome. I wish I had a magic alarm clock which would always...

Granted, you receive a sock with the word "something" written on a tag attached to it. One, single, solitary sock without a matching partner ever having existed. This conundrum drives you mad. I wish I could magically fly.

Granted, but you're in the jar with them. I wish that I had an awesome homemade inside out pizza.

Granted, but now you can't wish for it. I wish I owned a pizzeria that made excellent pizza.

Granted, but now there are no periods at the end of any sentence which makes everything people write one giant run-on sentence which is difficult to read and hurts people’s eyes and causes people to stop writing great masterworks because no one can understand what they're saying and they use...

Granted, but it looks like they're completely ruining it to you. So much so that it causes you to become a zelda hater. I wish for a giant lava-lamp.

Granted, but that means it's also a talking towel, and it's even more depressing than Marvin the Paranoid Android, which causes all who come within earshot to commit suicide. I wish I lived in a giant, fully functioning house made of legos.

Granted, but when the picture is taken you become stuck in the picture forever. I wish for a deep-fried inside-out pizza.

Granted, it affects the universe instead of you, destroying it. I wish I had magic stain remover, which could remove any stain without ruining the clothes.

Granted, but the starfish comes to you through an inter-dimensional wormhole which brings all kinds of nasty things with it along with the starfish. I wish for my own private theme park.

Granted, it's dead, and the smell is unbearable. I wish I could see 5 minutes into the future whenever I wanted to.

Granted, you now have a full cup of infinite eggnog permanently glued to your dominant hand. I wish I had some stromboli.

Granted, now you have three paper cut-outs of the letter D. I wish I could magically make my hair grow longer or shorter as I pleased.

Granted, but shortly after you get them a new government takes over and declares that manga series to dangerous for the public to read. They then proceed to burn every copy, including all yours. I wish I could walk through walls.

Granted, but the only reason everything tastes candy is because it IS candy. Everything. Including you. I wish that floating orbs of light would replace light bulbs.

Granted, but they decide not to release it for 1000 years. I wish I could read 10x faster than I can now.

Granted, facebook no longer exists, so no one can to pay for it. I wish for a big bucket of vanilla ice cream, and some cherry soda.

Granted, it's a broken gamecube. I wish I could levitate.

Granted, he comes back in one million years. I wish I could visit Europe.

Granted, but this ruins the fabric of the space-time continuum, thus causing the universe to suddenly shift into another reality, where you don't exist. I wish I had a newer computer.

Granted, you now have an amazing graphics card, but your screen breaks. I wish that I could live on the moon.

Granted, but you can't visit it. I wish that I lived in a giant treehouse.

Granted, while walking by a tennis court one hits you in the head and gives you a concussion. I wish that I had an alarm clock which would actually wake me up when I want it to.

Granted, but it's a 1/100th scale replica. I wish my hair would stay straight.

Granted, you are no longer tired after taking a winter-long hibernation. I wish that I would not be a worry wort for a day.

Granted, but I explain it in Russian. I wish that I had an old keychain with a bunch of old, rusted keys on it.

Granted, you now have so much spaghetti that you become lost in a labyrinth made of it, and after several days, the spaghetti becomes inedible due to mold, etc. I wish I had some blueberry cheesecake.

Granted, but you become so addicted to controlling time that in actuality, time controls you. I wish I could visit the stars. (In the sky, not celebrities...)

Granted but Chuck Norris has a fairy, and you can only use the spin attack once. I wish I could control the weather.

Granted, the only reason pressing this button would make you less board though, is because it is located at the top of a volcano and getting there would certainly make you less board. I wish I could visit Mars.

Granted, the name of said device is so complicated and difficult to pronounce that you can't focus on playing with the one you just got. I wish I could still play my old copy of Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town for the GBA.

Granted, it is thrown at you and it hits you in the head. You now have a concussion as well. I wish pancakes would cook faster.

Granted, but then your computer breaks, so there is no point. I wish the roses in my front yard would bloom already.