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My girlfriend who's name is Melodie: "You're sexual orientation should be Melodie."

"What kinda pancakes are you smoking?" -Me (in response to someone who asked why I wasn't on the in-school holocaust studies field trip but going to my regular classes instead) "Well it's my birthday and like, honestly, I'm not gonna go watch a depressing movie for 2 hours in ****ty-ass chairs...