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Evangelion 1.11 - 8/10 Evangelion 2.22 - 9/10 Evangelion 3.33 - 4/10 (damn)

Venom - 4/10 Friday the 13th remake - 4/10 Tiz the Halloween season. Gonna be lots of crap watched this month.

Life of Pi - 10/10 Aside from one stupid line which was added for morons, this is a damn perfect film.

Jurassic Park - 10/10 Fant4stic - 3/10 hahahahahaha, Invisible Lady is pretty though.

Addams Family Values - 10/10

I'm not sure I can rate this, but it's stunning.

How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days - 1/10 Two Weeks Notice - 3/10 What Women Want - 10/10 (not even sorry)

Frozen 2 - 2/10 Why did I do that to myself?

The Green Mile - 9/10

Annabel Creation - 2/10 Annabel - 2/10 The Conjuring - 3/10 The Conjuring 2 - 3/10 Something with Eric Bana and an exorcist cop - 3/10 Battle Royale - 10/10 (felt good to watch a decent movie)

Completely unintentional but glad you enjoyed yourself. ---- Eloise - 5/10 Let Her Out - 5/10 I really need to watch something decent soon.

Hereditary - 8/10 The Possession - 6/10 Cruel Peter - 2/10 An American Haunting - 3/10 Passengers - 5/10 No Country For Old Men - 8/10

Arrival - 9/10 My Blueberry Nights - 8/10

The First Purge - 8/10 The Purge series is more political than gory. This is the fourth in the series but a prequel to everything, it's very interesting in relation to the other films.

Rush - 7/10 I'm not into racing but this was interesting and well acted.

Blade Runner - 8/10 Blade Runner 2049 - 8/10 Dredd - 9/10 Minority Report - 7/10

Jurassic World - 2/10 Dumb as absolute rocks. 2 points for the hot fake British babysitter who dies after like, three scenes.

Had me a marathon. Kong: Skull Island - 8/10 Much better than I expected it to be with some incredibly beautiful shots and it didn't hold back on the monster action. Godzilla (2014) - 8/10 Lots of tension and a great way to do a Godzilla film. Also a good way to kick off the Monsterverse. Not...

The Fountain - 8/10 Very unique, but some people may only be interested in certain parts.

Pacific Rim Uprising - 4/10 Try hard trash.

Angel has fallen 3/10 Predictable, loud, macho, boring. At least it knew exactly what it was though.

Eva Green's knock off X-Men film by Tim Burton - 2/10 It's ****ing trash.

Fury - 2/10 Hahahhahaha. Awful.

Shutter Island - 6/10 Bloody hell that was predictable. Like, immersion shattering predictable from the off.

Princess Mononoke - 10/10 My all time favourite ghibli film and now pretty much BotW the movie. I actually wished that Zelda in BotW, before she was revealed would have been like San. A wild girl living off the land and being one with nature and the spirits having lost her throne to Ganon...

Pokemon: Mewtwo Strikes Back Evolution - 2/10 I love the original Pokemon The First Movie, but this CGI remake is bloody terrible. It isn't just that the CGI looks bloody terrible, the reworked script is absolutely atrocious and borders on the nonsensical. It has no subtlety at all, it...

Sunshine - 10/10 My favourite space film. Beautifully shot and elegantly written.

The Flintstones - 9/10 What a mad and extremely faithful live action adaptation this is. Great cast too.

Batman Returns - 10/10 This is the best superhero film ever made and you can't convince me otherwise. Its frakking amazing.

The Grudge 2020 - 1/10 1917 - 9/10 Ive never seen a war film done like this before. It was incredibly impressive

The Terminal - 3/10 Oh Spielberg, honey, no...

Mortal Kombat - 10/10 I know it sucks and I know it was directed by a hack, and I know they cast Raiden as a French guy, but somehow it still manages to be one of the best movie video game adaptations ever.

I can't give this a rating. But it isn't something you should go without seeing.

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker - 3/10 What the hell was that?! I'm not a Star Wars fan and bloody hell am I glad not to be. This film was so damn stupid and dumb. I could go on for quite some time about how awful this was but I'm not going to waste my time. This film has had enough of...

Your Name is great. If you liked it keep an eye out for anything Shinkai does. My personal favourite is 5cm Per Second. Its amazing.

Star Wars Episode VI - Return of the Jedi - 8/10 As someone who thinks The Empire Strikes Back is boring as hell, I probably like this film more than I should. Still had a good time, Ewoks are cute. A lack of sufficient Alec Guinness screen time pulls the film down.

Look Who's Talking - 8/10 A nice wholesome film and an interesting product of its time.

Silent Hill - 10/10 fite me

Nerve - 0.5/10 Oh my god this is what happens when you let hipsters make a film, I'm sure. There was a lot of neon though, I like neon.

Rock of Ages - 6/10 Meh, s'alright if you turn your brain off.

Jumanji - 2/10 The original Jumanji was brilliant but not even Dwayne Johnson can save this flaming wreckage of a film. I hate movies that pretend to be video games with a passion and this film didn't do anything big or clever with the concept to make it interesting. Complete trash

I watched this mad 1980s movie called Miracle Mile. It's about a guy who answers a wrong number call and is told that a nuke is heading for the city. The film begins as a romcom but then turns into a real time panic-fest and has a rather brave ending. It is complete cheese but it kept me...

A New Hope - 8/10 Empire Strikes back - 6/10

Phantom Menace - 1/10 Attack of the Clones - 3/10 Revenge of the Sith - 8/10 (mostly for the memes)

STARSHIP TROOPERS BUUUUUUUGS!! Would you like to know more? 10/10

Joker - 7/10 Not a bad movie at all but it isn't the second coming that people seem to think it is. It was well made and well acted, but it cheated the narrative quite a few times and diluted the message the story was going for. I won't go into it because spoilers but some decisions made...

Adrift - 2/10 Just watch Life of Pi instead

Oooh hot take. ;)

The Princess Bride - 10/10

The Dark - 7.5/10