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Your power is butterflies. Summoning harmless butterflies. I wish for a sillier answer.

Granted, but no-one has any idea what it is or how to make it. You hold the last piece ever. I wish for the unbreakable cuteness of Chibitarasu unto the world. (From Okamiden)

Granted, but you become dead instead. I wish for a taco.

It's loading. It becomes the loading staff of Suun-Wurkong I wish for a better SunWukong pun

Granted, but so do you. I wish for the Monado (The sword from Xenoblade Chronicles)

A deadly fork ends your Oscar Mayer Weenier life far too early. I wish for a mint condition copy of Xenoblade Chronicles.

((I am reasonably ok with that)) Anyway, You get your wish, then something unrelated kills you.

Granted, but it also tries to kill you. I wish for a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles.

Granted, but because of the way the economy works, you just lowered the worth of gold to less than nothing. I wish for the good kind of popularity on Twitch.

Granted, but the wish still gets corrupted, and you don't get anything. I wish for popularity on Twitch.

Fine, but this was your one chance for a wish. In your entire life. You just wasted it. I wish that Watch_Dogs looked good/wasn't broken

Granted, but the game is broken as heck. I wish for a remake of Gen IV of pokemon.

Granted, but someone kills you and doesn't get caught. I wish for a song for Norway in Hetalia.

Granted, but no-one knows what it does, however it gets tournament banned anyway. I wish for a IRL Pokemon that loves me. (But not too much)

Granted, you become a floating platform. I wish for a private Jet.

Ba-doom-ch! You are now dead. I wish for an ouya.

Granted, but the Hor-a-se has too many a's, and will always scream i this fashion: Aaaaaaaaaaaa! And by the way, you can't get outside of a 50 meter radius, in relation to it. I wish for a Horse.

Granted, but it's still only a Power Glove, the controls are impossibly useless. I wish for a better Drago-cat.

Granted, but you both get perma-banned. I wish for a Drago-cat!

Granted, but you then gave to kill him. I wish for infinte MTG cards.

Granted, but you are now at the bottom of the ladder, and you can't watch any videos of the game. I wish for a wish.

Granted, but it contains nothing, in fact, there is no bread. I wish for world pizza!

Granted, but you die due to... unknown reasons. (#ReggieIsGygasTheory) I wish for a teddy bear named... um, oh! Tibbers.

Granted, but since everything is the same shade of orange, no-one can see anything. You get run over by an orange truck. I wish everything was different shades of blue for a day.

Granted, but you become homeless for some reason. I wish I was an awesome robot.

Granted, now five events that concern the fate of the world are overlapping... you have to go to all, but you only have time for one. I wish for a chocolate cake.

Wish... pwease... no? Ok, I wish you made a wish.

I wish you made a wish...

Infinite pancakes = Infinite weight = Infinite space taken up = Your wish crushed the universe to a pulp. I wish for an uncorruption device.

Granted, this wish is now corr- wait that's what he wants... I'm sorry, your computer is now gone. I wish for an incorruptible 3DS XL.

Granted, but it's bigger on the outside. I wish for Animal Crossing: New Leaf. (Yes, I have a 3DS) ((Wish granted, but the PS4 won't work for you and for some unknown reason nobody can fix it... I would get a new PS4, I still get all the games))

Training becomes 10 times essayer, but pokemon become so OP that they reach sentience, and take over the internet causing "Robots take over the world scenario #654." I wish for a free PS4, and all the games the games for it ever. (Games given to me as they are released)

Granted, but the information is useless because dragons don't exist. I wish I had a pet dragon that I have tamed perfectly.

Granted, but the temp stays at 100,000 degrees all day/night. I wish for ice cream.

Granted, the board game now has 75% more poles. I wish for a giant chocolate.

Granted, but Pokemon is now a show about a 173 year old man... coping with the death of his pet Pikachu. I wish for enlightenment. (N.B not the light bulb, candle, sun or moon types.)

Granted, but you are unseeable, untouchable, and unhearable by anyone, or anything FOREVER. I wish I was a robot.

Granted, but then someone finds it confusing and wishes it to be the way they wanted it... five seconds later you are both crushed by vengeful porcupines* I wish for an army of porcupines. * No idea what the had against you

Granted, you are there now! You can't breathe though... I wish for fun!

Granted, but say goodby to your vocal skills and eyesight. I wish for ice cream.

Granted, but only when people are looking. I wish to be invisible.

Granted, but you will cut yourself with a chainsaw instead. I wish to be in an awesome musical.

Granted, but she is soon cursed by a witch, and turns into a skipping rope. I wish to the world to be in the palm of my hand.

Granted, but you are in a fuel-less, leaking space ship hurtling towards a star. I wish I was 100% awesome.

Granted, but the friend is dead. I wish for a pet mouse.

Granted. Too bad you cant fight them against each other, or own one because of Pokemon Ethically Treated, Awesome! (P.E.T.A) I wish for a better wish.

Granted, but it is the size of a small elephant, and it crushes you flat. I wish for inner peace.

Then you must have EVERYTHING! (Including shortness of breath, Cancer, and an early death e.c.t) I wish for a puppy that loves me to suddenly appear in my arms.

Granted all soda production stops... or is that what you wanted. In that case [The opposite of what you want]. [Translated from nokeyboardese] I wish my keyboard came back from work.

Granted, but I dont know what that is so now you die... on an elephant! (No, I dont know how that works) I wish tatd mie ke-borde woked.