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We meet in a coffee shop where I happen to be working. You have recently broken up with your partner of 3 years and are feeling depressed. You contemplate suidide. I hate seeing people upset so I try to talk you out of your depression. We continue talking and find out we have a lot in common. We...

I put a blindfold on you and push you down and away from the hill I CLAIM THIS HILL AS MY OWN :devil:

I sneak up behind you with a portable CD player, tape the earphones onto your head, and play a Twilight audio book in it on full volume :lol: You go mad and I claim the hill.

I throw pie in your general direction, causing you to be confused and walk into an aligator infested river. I CLAIM THIS HILL IN THE NAME OF THE SHEIKAH

You fall into a coma. I claim the hill

I ride up the hill on a dinosaur and have it eat you. I claim the hill

I turn up, stop you two from fighting, you realise that it was a stupid argument, and you give me the hill as thanks for sorting out the argument. I claim ownership of said hill.

I smash a bottle off a rock and shove it in your face :devil: I claim the hill :D

You fall of a cliff next to the hill and die. I claim the hill