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Wish granted, but the dolphin is a freeloader and takes money out of your wallet for drugs and to pay child support. I wish for world peace.

granted, but it melts your brain because it is soooooo intense I wish for sleep

You get true happiness through corruption, robbery and murder. So you go strait to jail! yay! I wish for flying trains

granted, but they are all beaten by the CD-I games I wish that rainbows were solid and edible

granted, everyone except you I wish for the ability for every rainbow from NOW ON to be a double rainbow

granted, but you abuse their power and become the one thing you wanted to be destoryed, bullies. I wish for moneh!

granted, but the ending sucks SOOOO BAD you never play another game again I wish for magic syrup

granted, but it turns out to actually be mine and I PWN you for it... but then you get your actual guitar a day later i wish for lawlz kittehz

granted, but this magic requires a 'payment' just like full metal alchamist with the whole 'in order to do good one must give something valued in return' deal I wish for cheesecake

granted, but you must wait three days... and pay me moneh! I wish for a megaman 11... and it was to be good

granted, but it is floating high in the air and you cant get it because of your fear of flying i wish that the next person is an amazing dancer

granted, but you realize it is insainely bitter and makes you throw up blood. but you are forced to finished it because axle is always watching I wish the next person can fly

granted, but those fictional characters have to fight off hordes of orcs or something and then the protagonist of their series (i dont know, whatever they're from) shoots lightning EVERYWHERE and they leave you because they fall in love with... lets say.... I dont know cel-shaded deku or...

it was :P granted, but the moon beats earth up for copying it I wish to be super good at any game I wanted (and trust me, I wouldnt get bored with it)

granted, but it and your stomach had a falling out and now they wont talk anymore no matter how many times heart tries to get them back together

granted, but it SUCKS i wish for the 3DS not to suck

? granted, but you cant breath oxigen anymore i wish for the next poster to be 20 feet tall (i dont know, Im just bored)

granted, but you can only teleport to the center of the sun i wish for everyone to continue life normaly

granted, cel-shaded deku knows what you have for BREAKFAST! I wish noone would ever do one of those 'FIRST!' posts

granted, but it learns to talk and think on its own so it gets it's own reality tv series and makes so much money. however that pony never returns your calls so you dont get a cut. I wish that I had assassin's creed 2

granted, but you have insaine amounts of summer reading (and the books aren't very entertaining) I wish for candy rainbows... yeah

granted, but they are suddenly hated and you lose all your money and now live in a cardboard box under and overpass i wish for money to buy inFAMOUS

granted, but it is offically decared that pens are illegal in everywhere I wish for me not to care if something is badly exicuted, I am talking about poorly made games

granted, but it only lasts one second longer (XP not creative) I wish for them to make more (for a while) episodes of 'Kenichi: the mighiest diciple" because... I CANT DEAL WITH THE HEARTBREAK ANY MORE!!!!!!!

granted, but you can only wish for the same thing over and over again I wish the next poster had a beard

granted, but everyone else is better at 'Nerfing' than you I wish for insperation

granted, but you must pay for it I wish for a copy of Megaman Starforce 3: red ace

granted, but Its the very thing you are allergic to i wish for an empty box

granted, but it is frozen in a pure cube of ice and can never be melted i wish for dark link to have a substantial purpose in SS

granted, but they never talk to you ever again I wish that no one had to pay for facebook (just in case they will make the switch to payments)

Granted, everything is sugger and choclat. not sugar and chocolate I wish for nothing because (i dont really need anything right now)

granted, so no one plays it again because of this and they revolt and beat you up i wish Duane and BrandO never broke up

great, but your music is so awesome everyone pirates it and you lose a lot money I wish that people respected Duane and BrandO for the geniuses they are

granted, but the only way to get this better economy is to destroy every single cookie in the world! i wish for infinate wealth

granted, but they corrupt every single wish after this one so hard core that anyone who reads them cries i wish for candy

granted, its a talent for not having any talent I wish for the ability to go to bed and sleep/awake when I want

granted, but you get beaten up by a rough gang of bird people for 'crossing their turf' I wish for a geinus anime pic for my avitar

granted, but you grow so tired of it you try something else and never use LOL again... (that sucked) I wish for uhh, awesome animation equipment?

granted, but it only records the 'dish remote help' channel I wish I could get inner drive to do things any time I wanted (like to work on my fan-fic)

granted, but it runs so well you can't stop watching it and it consumes you life. or something I wish for people to stop asking me what my signature means and just get it

granted, you get pirate'd I wish for the next wisher to be... awesome... or something

granted, but you lose every single thing you ever do after it ever again

granted, it runs away for you neglected it too much I wish for a banana

all right, but your arms start beating you up uncontrolibly I wish for.... well I really dont want anything so... the next person's wish not to come true, but to bee corrupted that it does come true (paradox?)

ok, it's so blue though no one can fall asleep and everyone hates you and they explode I wish for for the person that corrupts this wish to not corrupt this wish

granted, but since there is no link or ganon you are unemployed and are a homeless sage

granted, but its so appley that you explode i wish for an undamaged copy of god of war three

granted, but it makes you addicted to them and you sell your things just for invincimushroom money and then your addiction comes out of hand and you have to have an intervention i wish for metal slug to be slightly more awesome

granted, but your friend goes crazy and does the exact opposite of the rules... and then gets banned from the internet everywhere I wish for awesomesauce

granted, but really nothing at all happens (btw it's pronounced MetaPwn, with the capitals... jk) i wish for ever reader of this sentance to have a foot long beard