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Granted, but the moment the cheese appears, you suddenly die, so you can't eat it. I wish there were more active Mafia games going on in the Mafia section of the forum.

Granted, but they're all damaged beyond all recognition. I wish for this thread to be immortal.

Granted, but it goes numb if you're not laying on it, and it breaks if you are. I wish my computer would let me see my notifications.

Granted, but it rains heavy Mac computers and moldy cheese, so we all die. I wish I didn't have a test tomorrow afternoon.

Granted, but you have no friends and suffer silently. I wish the imperial system (inches, feet, etc.) was completely replaced by the metric system (meters, centimeters, etc.) in all countries.

Granted, but scientists realize this and capture you so that they can do experiments on you for the rest of your life. I wish I could predict the future with perfect accuracy.

Granted, but once you get it, you get so excited that you lose your ability to read, and you remain illiterate for the rest of your life. I wish a new Zelda came out that was so bad that it was awesome!

Granted, it`s a Red Barchetta but if you drive it you`re thrown in jail for 50 years. I wish someone else understood the music reference in my previous sentence.

Granted, but everything around you, besides yourself, is completely stopped, so you can't talk to anyone else or use anything since everyone and everthing is frozen. I wish there were more trick-or-treaters.

Granted, but only on some planet other than Earth. I wish zombies weren't so overused in practically everything...

Granted, but when you open the case, the game breaks into a trillion pieces. I wish I had a fully functional Wii U.

Granted, but any other wish you make also will do nothing. I wish more people posted in this thread.

Granted, but my bowels would implode, creating a black hole and destroying everything! I wish all music, especially modern music, was better.

Granted, you have the power to turn into stone permanently and the power to become invisible for 1x10^-99 seconds. I wish I had a chance to play OoT 3DS.

Granted, but then the thread will be dead permanently. I wish I could figure out how to carry anything with ease.

Granted, but now the only colour you can see is green. I wish Kaepora Gaebora's text went like Do you want to hear what I said again? -> No Yes so that his text would be easier to skip.

Granted, but to do so you must travel forward in time and disrupt the space-time continuum, which leads to you getting caught between dimensions forever. I wish 1 + 1 was 0 and not 2.

Granted, but that would contradict the fact that all wishes are corruptible, which leads to a great apocalypse where everyone dies. I wish that people in general liked the Water Temple more.

Granted, but by "people" you mean everyone but yourself, so now you don't think about your wishes. I wish that technical music was more popular.

Granted, but all other foods you eat after your flawless apple pie will have worms in them. I wish the Triforce was real.

Granted, but the dinosaur's favourite food is bacon. So he eats his hat and himself. Furthermore, most humans and aliens alike love bacon, so they will eventually eat all the planets. I wish I could come up with a famous internet meme.

Granted, but in order to prove that, you require division by zero to work, and hence you completely explode the universe. I wish that I could visualize 29-dimensional space.

Granted, but the moment you lose your invincibility you're walking in lava. Yeah, you can see how that ends... I wish I had really expensive cymbals.

Granted, but all your teeth fall out along with your braces, so now you need dentures! >_< I wish there was never a need for orthodontics (braces, etc.) in the first place.

Granted, but I rule Equilibrium, so I never let you leave Limbo. I wish I didn't hate my least favourite boss in Skyward Sword so much.

Granted, but it was made not from vinegar, but from battery acid! >_< I wish sulphur didn't smell so bad!

Granted, but you break everything you hold in your hands because of your excessive strength. I wish for a Stamina Meter in the next Zelda game.

Granted, but you never touched it. I did instead. :P I wish I had Link's Bow.

Granted, but you're sad because I granted you nothing. :( I wish I liked ALttP more.

Granted, but an ad popped up because you didn't have your ad blocker up. It caused you to lose your train of thought because it was an ad for a new Zelda game. I wish I beat my first Skyward Sword playthrough tomorrow instead of today.

Granted, you get 100 songs of pure silence. I wish biases never existed!

Granted, but it already happened, so there was no need to wish at all. I wish for everyone to stop complaining about Link's baggy pants in SS.

Granted, but they're just rehases of previous seasons. Awful rehases at that. I wish I started playing Skyward Sword earlier.

Granted, but I stole your wish. I wish a direct sequel to Majora's Mask was released.

Granted, but it's a awful one. I wish I could understand why I'm playing Minish Cap instead of Skyward Sword...

Granted, but then all plants will try to kill you. I wish to never have to go to sleep again without any negative side effects to my health or state of mind.

Granted, but you never wake up, so technically you're dead. I wish I had the power to bring you back to life.

Granted, but since you can't taste numbers, your pie technically doesn't have a flavour. I wish the number e (2.72) was as well-known as pi (3.14).

Granted, but now Skyward Sword becomes a Mario game, and Skyloft floats above the Mushroom Kingdom. I wish a Zelda and Metroid mashup game called "The Legend of Samus: Return of Link" was released.

Granted, but once Skyward Sword gets released, time flows backwards at twice the speed that it travelled before. I wish there were 36 hours in a day instead of 24.

Granted, but now you have an iPhone for a brain. I wish there was a purpose for imaginary numbers.

Granted, but the moment you figure it out, :Zelda : Druggie: changes it to something even more complex and abstract. I wish there was an auction where you could bid on Zelda merchandise!

Granted, you're 80% water just like the rest of us.... I wish Link obtained Lead Boots instead of Iron Boots.

Granted, but he had wished to have all your wishes corrupted. I wish for a cinnamon bun which is neither spoiled nor stealable.

Granted, but it can only make you teleport .00000001 inches. I wish I had the power of invisibility.

Granted, but you exist in the gap between the forward and reverse dimensions. I wish I was more artistic.

Granted, but now there are coal-fired power plants everywhere. I wish I had a new avatar.

Granted, but it banishes you because it thinks you're evil. I wish money was never invented!

Granted, but you're not determined enough to finish any Zelda game. I wish for a log.

Granted, but now your house is full of garbage! I wish ice melted at a temperature higher than 0 C/32 F.