Because Japan deserved it for all of their hard work. They deserve Tingle right now. Tingle can give them all they want. Tingle can probably even restore the earthquake. *sniff*
Why Nyan Cat?
Paper is a nice resource for books. If we used cotton, then it might fall apart or something. If we used cake, we would all eat it. (Mmmm... cake...) So, therefore, we use paper.
Why is nobody logged on right now?
Because I infiltrated your base(s) and I stole all of the cookies and brownies and carrots and CAKE and other awesome objects, therefore leaving your base(s) useless, so you fled, so I CLAIMED IT.
Why am I a HUGE Fan of Okami now?
Umm... have you played minish cap, TP and wind waker? If he didnt wear it at all, he would probably have some sort of bedhead thing, maybe? whoops, that wasnt a stupid answer.
WHO LOVES TP? (as in the game) lol that was smart too.... DO I HHAVE THE TRI4SE OF WISDOM OR SOMETHING?