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I walked into work and within my first twenty steps inside the building my - Right Toenail caught on the seam of my sock and ripped a small hole which has now grown to a large hole so my big toe is sticking out of my sock. Left Bootlace snapped so I had one boot tight and the other one loose...

Rain comperable to a short monsoon had caused the fireworks shows in my city to not launch a good percentage of their arsenals. I sat on the rooftop helipad with one of the best views to watch fireworks. And it was not as well as the past three years.

My family had a strategy of telling me to do some house chores when leaving. Hours later they would then tell me that they expect me to be done with x and y and z before getting home and that they were on their way... Only x and z were not on the list of things they told me so they spurred me...

........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................no Besides I was wishing him good health!

I work at a hospital and I BETTER not see you in my ER ! Stay in good health !!

Purge the rotten apples!

True. But I mean my battery went bad. I only had it on the cable when it needed charging. But when the battery just gave out and refused to hold a charge I said to myself "Larry the Laptop, you are now Danny the Desktop. Forever shall you be plugged!"

Laptops just do that so you have to buy more batteries. However, conveniently I just use my Laptop as a desktop and thus it stays plugged in at all times. Silly greedy companies wanting my monies, you gave me a POWER CORD!

QUICK !!! FIND THE OCARINA !!!! PLAY THE SONG OF TIME AND THEN THE REVERSED SONG OF TIME !!!!!!

Again. Take her to the principal. Present your emails and evidence. Coordinate with other students to gather more intel and dirt on her, and then bring a big dossier to the principal saying "Ms. Butthead is more than just your average Butthead. She is a KAREN BUTTHEAD!!!"

Take the teacher to the principal. Show off your work and the fact that you should pass. Portfolio Dev SO easy that I passed it, and I spent 95% of my time playing Cards Against Humanity with friends.

TODAY I FELL ASLEEP ONLY PART-WAY. I laid there for two and a-half hours in my bed from 0200 to 0430, and since I was partially conscious during those brief hours, I DID NOT GET ANY REST. And now I am at work. I have been at work since 1200 hours and I will be here until 2400 hours!!!!! But not...

Like with every day, as soon as I sit down to enjoy a lunch-break, SOMETHING has to happen that requires my immediate attention and postpones my lunch by a good two hours. Sure there can be other people that can take care of it, but when there are only five people on a shift and two of which are...