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I dunno, maybe I'll think of an answer later.

Who the f*ck cares? Is Shadsie even an active user anymore?

No, but I can fix your toddler's tablet. Who let PanSam put scrolling text with an odd message in his spoiler?

Because we have French food to eat. Why is this test traveling down?

Yes. If I were not awesome, what would happen?

I can't answer that. Why is Siri so freaking stupid.

Inception! What if you die in a dream?

Also on the cow. We quit skinning and tanning dead animals to make leather in 2050 Why can't I think of a good question?

Because E.T. Doiwin?

Your mother. Why are my threads so awesome?

The light is dissipated by the oxygen in the air, leaving a predominantly blue shade. Why do I know that?

That question is stupid. Why am I so awesome?

Y U NO?! Am I not awesome?

Because I never talk about MY orthodontist. Why are we talking about orthodontic problems now?

You'll need a Dremel tool. Do Jet-Puffed's cans of marshmallow fluff count as marshmallows?

Because they ran out of chalk. Why does Chuck Norris eat newborns?

Because. Why am I so awesome?

Because that's a Portal reference. Don't know which one, though. Why does this Mac hate me?

Because he is YO MOMMA!!! If you can't see Chuck Norris...?

Because Pie is Pi Rats live on no evil star?

A parallelo thingy. Why can't I get a decent laptop?

You. Why can't i get a decent laptop?

Yes, but it is given the rank of four star general recently after it is created. Why do some of the mods think these are legitamite questions?

Left. Always Left. Why was Cave Johnson so crazy?

Yo Momma! Do you question everything too?

Give it Wheaties. I can haz omenz?

Because I can't buy my friggin' PlayStation. Why do smart people do dumb things?

You would get impaled on his spiked shell. What if my mom wasn't too lazy to drive me to the store so I can buy my new consloe?

Big Octo, Y U NO CONTRIBUTE! What if I wished foar a hat!

Because the cake is a lie. Why can't I play Survival Test?

To hide their brains. Why can I type §?

hit him somewhere with something. Why do I want a PSX?

42. What book is that from?

Things would get WEIRD..... What if I didn't write "What if"...

No. Yo Momma is. Why is Corey Booker getting meme'd?

ask Yo Momma! I wish diamondz wouldn't ruin teh cookiez!

No. You don't have enough Diamonds. Can I bake moar cookies? I have 38 diamondz!

Yo momma. Why does my friend have every console I have and mere, no matter what console I buy?

Yes. I wish for a DreamCast.

It didn't. You betrayed IT. Why can't I find a Fire Emblem game ANYWHERE?

Steve the Martian. Can someone explain this to me?

You get a mixture of blue and yellow. Why can't we go back to talking about Minecraft?