Good idea. My wife is short, so I'll just use her step stool. I'll report back once my next bowel movement takes place.
I'm sure it's just me being paranoid. Most men stranded on an island all alone would still be paranoid and check their volume when playing porn. This the same with anything...
Based on the position in the wiki, I would be too afraid of standing on my toilet seat and having it break on me lol.
I'll stick with sitting and flushable wipes to catch what dry paper misses.
I wipe sitting down however after said wiping, I use flushable One Wipe Charlie's. Peppermint, tingly wipes to finish the job.
You'd be amazed at what you miss.