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:pikalove: happened Where do ants go when they die?

Love never gives up. Love cares more for others than for self. Love doesn’t want what it doesn’t have. Love doesn’t strut, Doesn’t have a swelled head, Doesn’t force itself on others, Isn’t always “me first,” Doesn’t fly off the handle, Doesn’t keep score of the sins of others, Doesn’t revel...

Because algebra is basic mathematics used in everything. It is how we find missing variables for everything. You use algebra on a daily basis without realizing it, for the most part. You start learning algebra from Kindergarten, they just don't call it that. Why is Mathematics the Language of...

Yes. Is this an interrogatory statement?

Make me a sammich. Who?

[insert crude reply here] What isn't [noparse]?

Only if you know how many thumbs are behind Jim's back. What Flowers don't which want pi?

Nothing. Did I just get vaporised?

On my feet. Where is my hairbrush?

The same size as the gerbil. Your sister is the giraffe with the same shoe size as your gerbil, probably your little brother. You are the dog with the Large feet which is why they don't fit your little brother. How many picarats do I get?

The same as a risk. What is 5+(-5)?

Umm... because umm necrophilia is frowned upon : embarrassed: Where did my stapler go?

Just as long as if you kicked a ball in the air. What time is yesterday?

If you have to ask, she is too old for you. What am I?

Nope that's next door What is cake?

Well you see you never use it, and don't really need it, so... I'm sorry... but I gave it to the peach, since he's got hair. (or something close to that ;)) Do you know the muffin man?

Yes. I want Pasta?

By riding thermals and using my wings. Why don't you have wings?

Yes I'll cause a split timeline where I accepted but didn't do the mission and one where I ignored the mission. What time does the party start?

All sets contain themselves, you cannot have a set that doesn't contain itself. Must I ask a question?

He'd be eaten by Hepless Gani. Can Hepless Gani Hepl anyone?

You're on an air-mattress. Your window was open. Your house got flooded. figure out the rest. What is puzzles were realz?

Go ask Life yourself. Who's Life?

Yes... no... maybe... *explodes* What causes implosions?

No, I will not look at that magazine over your shoulder. What are muffins?

A better question would be, "What is it lunging away from?" What is it?

Planet of the cats. Where do lonely people belong?

No, we will never get there. No matter where we go we will always be here. Can I ask anything?

Because People are afraid of children in costumes. Have you changed your undergarments yet?

No. What if did simply walk into Mordor?

So they can breathe. Is my new phone awesome?

goodbye. What if people ate pi?

!!! What just happened?

shotgun. How do you kill a main character?

Duct tape. Can duct tape solve anything?

Yes don't cut yourself. Is this sharp?

If you are Nintendo 64, yes. What if 7 ate 9?

Go ask the Great Saltine of the sky. What if I had a baby kangaroo?

that depends, what kind are they? Would you like chocolate pudding?

internet. Call me maybe?

Stupid answer. If there are no stupid questions, are there stupid answers?

It is the relationship between Sir Cumference and Lady Dia Meter. Why do I sleep all day?

A guy who forgot that there was a chance of yellow rain, Why he wore his white shirt I'll never know. Do you know... The muffin man?

-Merriam-Webster What if 2+2=6?

infinity^2. And to Akuhime-sama's unanswered question: because you were abducted by aliens and they gave you a false memory of what happened. Am I allowed to answer 2 questions?

Because you have not trained under Kaepora Gaebora. When do I get ice cream.

Because Nyan catz... When can I fly?

Because nothing is something and everything is something, but something isn't nothing or everything. What causes head explosions?

yesterday. Y pluto iz no planet?

Because we are night owls... Why can't dogs rule the world?