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You get kicked off the hill for doing it wrong. You "claim" the hill, not "take" it! I CLAIM the hill. XD

Let's be a little more creative than "I trip/push you off the hill"... You get a text from your best friend telling you ZD is closing down for lack of future Zelda titles. You are so shocked that you forget why you're even on the hill in the first place and leave. I claim the hill.

Eww... A really hot guy/gal is standing atop a hill directly across from this one. You are so interested that you leave this hill to get to the other one with the hot guy/gal. This person is really a lifesize cardboard cutout. You are so depressed you break down and cry on the spot, not noticing...

I have a basketball game tonight. The team we play is so horrendous that a rogue basketball shot off the backboard soars over to the hill and hits you in teh haed :P. You fall off the hill. I claim the hill.

A suicidal n00b climbs the hill and threatens to jump off it. You try to stop him and he pulls you off with him. That's why "a noob died here." I claim the hill.

Your teeth rot out of your head from sucking on that candy cane, and you're so shocked you fall of the hill. I claim the hill, your 100 bucks, and your candy cane!

I send a fat man with no clothes on to the hill. You DO NOT want to be on that hill!! I claim the hill!! (The one without the fat man.)