Here's one I've been getting a lot from customers recently.
"You needs the radio on!"
Somehow these people don't notice the headphones, they just think I'm in the habit of wearing a funky-looking hairband over my hat I suppose. Moreover if I want to work in silence that's my own business, I'm...
I get plenty of dumb comments on the regular but it's usually a new one each time. There is one recurring dumb comment (or rather a question) that springs to mind for me:
"That's a cute cross! Are you a Christian?"
No madam, I'm just a big fan of crucifixion.
Now perhaps it's a bit harsh of...