(DAT'S FROM TEH CENTURY OLD DIG DUG GAME!!!! :D I used to love that game when I was... Actually it was only a few years ago that the controller broke XD)
1442: get more bored and then after you get more bored post something on the thread "1000 things to do when you're bored"
1431: make a non Zelda fan go mad by shouting "HEY, WATCH OUT!!!" at the top of you lungs in their ear all day. Then rig the persons alarm clock for it to do just that at three in the morning and bust out the off and volume cntrol buttons, superglue and ducktape the plug to the wall, seal the...