Wish granted.....I.....I can't bring myself to bring you Pabu's dead body, but....you get Pabu when he has some bad gas problem.
I wish that there will be no more wishes about the Legend of Korra.
Granted. You forget to wish for eternal youth, and so you wither away until you are so old you wish you were dead, but you can't kill yourself, so you're doomed lo a life of terribleness.
I wish for the next person to post to be dead.
Granted. I teleport you to WW and the only adventurers there are gorons, so you're a goron. (it would be funny if your reputation showed that you ARE a goron)
I wish someone would post in this thread after me.
Granted. You go too fast and crash.
I wish that I could read the Lord of the Rings without repeating sentences over and over again (I have a version with really small font).
Granted, but the wishmakers only see three letters in your wish, but it's MOB.
Oops, forgot to wish. I wish that there were no ninja's (the ZD ninjas).
Wish granted, but while using it you accidently jump out the window on the Empire State Building and die.
I wish for everything to be the exact way it is now.