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There was a wall with a sign saying "Do Not Touch" today. Being the loose cannon that I am who doesn't play by the rules and looking for my daily adrenaline fix, the junkie that I am, I touched it, and nothing happened. Why did some higher being wish for me not to touch that wall?

Friend's birthday tomorrow, off out for a nice meal. For a while now I've been cutting off drinking so much, and has been going well, but we agreed that the odd party is my 'cheat day', so to speak. Wine will flow.

That means you've slept too long. I think it's around 5 hours that is the healthiest amount of time you should sleep for every night. Was on QI.

Game of Thrones. After last episode, can't wait for the next one! ****'s goin' dooooown.

<3

New phones. Mine's on the brink! :(

Mad ball skills. I want the next Season to start already! :(

Come to mine and I make you spicy spaghetti bolognase with garlic bread and you feel betterer.

Is there any other way to hug someone?

Babies! <3

New tablets arriving tomorrow, for me and my fella. Then it's doing the tablet dance.

We should get on that, then.

Will there one day be a man who can run on hands and feet faster than a lion.

Or this happens ^

Wasn't it a big thing that everyone got U2's new album in their iTunes for free, regardless of if they wanted it or not? And then after complaints they gave an option to actually get rid of it. Quick Google will probably reveal how. :)

Everyone whining about the election. It's eeeeeeeverywhere!

Jeans that make your butt look good are God's gift to us. To all of us.

Saw this gif: And now I really want to watch Naked Gun and Airplane! I loved Leslie Nielsen.

This is why.

Not sure what 'put out' means in this context, so I searched it, "When a female dispenses her sexual favors." ... But if you're gone how can we do that?!

Should I wear my baby blue pyjamas with the little brown bears on them, or the white stripy ones with flowers on... What to wear for bed is a stressful decision you can't just rush.

I have a new mouse sat un-used in my desk drawer in favour of still using my old one. I DON'T LIKE CHANGE!

Too much stuff. Need a holiday.

60GB of pre-loading Grand Theft Auto V later, the game's released and I'm waiting for 10MB of it to download before I can finally play it, and have been for about an hour now... Steam pls. pls

Never know when it's coming. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I have tinned soup and beer!

I have tinned soup!

Looking after my niece all day tomorrow, so deciding on what to make! I think custard cookies. :)

Chocolate. Always.

Hmm, I suppose I should give this much thought since you make a good point. I do like the villainy which would come with it... I'll get growing one and see how it goes.

I feel like I would very much suit some mutton chops. But then I would like to have a full beard that I could gently stroke while deep in thought.

If I could grow a beard, if I'd look better with a full beard or a goatee.

If I had 2 marshmallows in my mouth, I would have ample space to insert yet more marshmallows into my mouth due to their squishy nature.

I feel that's a very bold number, but if I had 369 marshmallows in my mouth I definitely feel like that would be too many marshmallows in my mouth. For Science!

How many marshmallows could I put in my mouth before there are too many marshmallows in my mouth. I like to ponder these philosophical questions from time to time.

Been craving KFC recently. Need to get me some chickeeeen.

Pathfinding is a *****...

Ice is dangerous.

Dogs are awesome.

Why is Guardians of the Galaxy so damn good, and why can't every movie be this good? I feel like the answer to both is "Chris Pratt".

Can my feet be any more comfy than they are now...

Amen! :P My Real Time and Cyber Physical Systems module can officially kiss my arse.

Where the FRICK is my awesome denim shirt. :(

How nice Square crisps are.

Could I beat a shark in a fight?

God damn I hate white people.