me, with my aggressively straight guy friend:
"would you suck dick for 10k"
"absolutely not"
"that's your tuition paid for"
"don't care"
"would you suck dick for....100k"
"still no"
"you are so hetero i cannot BELIEVE this...1 million"
"nope"
"WHY DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR FAMILY OR CARE ABOUT YOUR...