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Granted, but you accidentally stab your mother with it, and it goes through her, killing your pet bunny Fluffles. I wish that I could visit any world in the Many Worlds Theory.

Granted, but you swim off a cliff. I wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish that could wish for a fish fish that could wish...

Granted, but he only takes their hearts, leaving a bloody mess behind. I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

Granted, but they don't wish for anything. I wish for a exploding bunny to be delivered to Ritchie W******'s house.

Granted, but now you just have regular mario sluggers. I wish I had a companion cube.

Granted, but you're immediatly killed by a Deku Baba. I wish I had the mental processing power to hold all information in the universe (why yes, I DO know where your socks are)

Granted, but you are a snail's idea of beautiful, with a lumpy, slimy body. I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but it was named in memory of your tragic death from the initial eruption. I wish I had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Granted, but whoever grants these wishes misread it as gravity, so you had so much personal gravity you turned into a black hole. I wish I could walk through walls, but not get stuck in them.

Granted, but you raise taxes so high, the common persons rebel and force you to go into hiding, and since you didn't have a wife or kids, ownership of the world goes to the person deemed best (me). You basically went down as the worst ruler in history. I wish the builders would finish...

Granted, you're sucked into the black lifeless void of space. I wish I could use alchemy.

Granted, but he accidentilly slices off your head. I wish I had something to do in minecraft.

Granted, but it's so confusing that you fill a suitcase with water and drown yourself. I wish I had a taco.

Granted, but you I wish I was taller.

Granted, but I eat it. I wish I was an alchemist.

Granted, but it's just a cloak that's invisible and you lose it. I wish I had twelve duodectillion dollars ($12,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).

Granted, but you then accidentally cut yourself on a knife, I drop/pour salt and lemonade on the wound then 'coincidentaly' 'nudge' you into a vat of lava, which you fall through into water, which you go through into lava, which you fall through into water... Endlessly. I wish I could make...

Granted, but now you can't see anyone alive... I wish that if I submit something to some website, it would get posted.

Granted, but all you're strong in is your big toe. I wish... I wish that everybody would dramatically pause when I put three periods...

Granted, but there's a ninja in it. I wish that I could type in the air and it would appear in my handwriting on the paper.

Granted, but you get transfixed by its greeniness and are crushed. I wish Frigidblade would stop doing this: ._.

Granted, you have to go to school today. I wish I could sell money for twice its value.

Granted, but you find that it has become a home to ice keese. I wish I could enter and leave video games as I wish.

Granted, but you sit on it and it breaks. I wish I was the funniest person ever.

Granted, but you sit on it and it breaks. I wish I had a nonsharp replica of the Master Sword.

Granted, but it's dead. I wish for infinate money.

Granted, but you get bored of the serene peace and kill yourself. I wish I didn't just rip a big patch of skin off my wrist... Ow...

No wish, so I assume you want to be small enough to get stepped on by a minish. I wish I had The Minish Cap.

Granted. You get smashed by a gigantic boulder. Epically. I wish that I knew everything in the universe and could understand it all and it would not affect me in any way.

Granted, but you get bacon made from people. And I only tell you after you ate it.

Granted, but they look horrible. I wish for a fish that will wish for a fish that will wish for a fish that will wish for pasta.

Granted. It falls on your head. I wish that I was the most creative person on earth.

Granted, but you get an ocean of it and drown. I wish for a billion (legally obtained) dollars.

Granted, but she uses your head as a weapon. I wish for a trillion dollars.

Granted, the world burns to the ground. I wish for ice cream.

Granted, you understand that you've been muttering to yourself about how you need to stop muttering to yourself. I wish that the 50 character rule came back.

Granted. You're forced to sleep, eat, and entertain yourself on top of your computor moniter, and you'll die if you go to any other site. I wish I had a million dollars that were obtained legally and nobody would take them.

Granted, but all you can control is the speed of the supersharp hail. I wish I could eat anything and not get sick or hurt from it.

You now know you want to go to jail. I wish for true happiness.

Granted, but they tasted like grass. I wish I liked the taste of grass.

Granted, but you drop it and step on it. I wish that Komali knew that TP should be higher than ST on his list.

Granted, but I dunno what that is, so I'll assume you said cockroach. I wish for spikey boots.

Granted. Here's your special delivery of disease and time bombs! I wish I was Harry Potter.

Granted, but you turn around instantly and don't see the boomerang hidden in the shoe. I wish that I could beat Red in Pokemon Soulsilver!!!

Granted, but you have to go to school for 16 hours on tuesday. I wish that my dragons would grow up.

Granted, but they get crushed under shrapnil from the Death Star. I wish I was immortal and forever young.

Granted, you own them. However, they are on the moon so you have almost no chance of ever playing them. I wish that I knew what the sequal to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was called.

Granted, but they're school bells and you cant figger out how to turn 'em off. I wish that I could beat Darth Phobos in Star Wars: The Force Unleashed.

Granted, but he breaks up with you and becomes gay. I wish that they brought the 50 or 100 character rule back. People need to stop spamming.

Granted, but I own them, and since no one else can eat them, you can't enjoy their crispy deliciousness. I wish that I wasn't so tired from snowcampi- zzzZZZZZZzzZZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzz