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Why thank you, you just gave it back to me. And I am not a dream, I am a nightmare. I haunt you for the rest of eternity, making sure that every time you fall asleep in class, you piss your pants...

You all wake up and realize that what Cel-Shaded Deku said was a dream, and you're still in my fortress. I get my wish-proof cyborg army to kill you all. I claim the hill.

I chop your head off, strap it to a rocket, point it down, then activate it. You are sent at 18,000 mph to the earth and through it,leaving a gaping hole in your wake. The hole disrupts the natural rotation of the earth, slightly speeding it up, until it is sent flying through the abyss of space...

You realize that it's in an ocean inside my fortress, and I flush you and the water out, vaporizing the coral and castle as I do so. I claim the hill.

You all realize that the hill is still inside my gigantic space fortress, and I expose all of you to the vacuum. I claim the hill.

I plug you into GLaDOS's body, driving you batcrap insane. I claim the hill.

I show you your incredibly lame reply, which sends you into shock, and I launch you out into the unforgiving vacuum. I claim the hill.

I push the moon so that its orbit is slightly changed, and a hundred billion years later, it crashes into the earth's crust, ripping out huge chunks of land. one of these chunks of land is the Hill, which I pull into my impenetrable fortress, an infinity away. I claim the hill.

I hack you and change it so only you are recognized as a virus. I claim the hill.

Do NOT claim that hill! Oh yeah? Well, while you were telling us not to claim the hill, WE JUST CLAIMED THE HILL! Quick! use the moment of confusion I just created to claim the hill. I claim the hill.

I coat the hill in lead, then drop a nuke, killing all of you. I claim the hill.

Link accidentally runs you over with his new rocket ship and the computor learned karate and killed you. I claim the hill, and the surrounding vincinity.

I ask you a deep philosical question... And while you're pondering it, I stab you with a machete. I claim the hill.

I scream at you, forcing me to accidentaly spit on you, causing you to catch the flu as we- ACHOO! I claim the *sneeze* hill.

My head turns out to be a mushroom and he grows and steps on you. I claim the hill.

I point out that it's 2011, and while you reminince all the good memories of 2010, I stab you in the back. I claim the hill.

I push your wolf in your sig down the hill, causing it to crash into and break Majora's Mask and The Wind Waker. Mobs of fans, including every Man in Black, swarm your house and kill you. I claim the hill. DO'H! NINJA'D! I give yoiu Soldier of Link's sig pic and do what's mentioned above.

I trip you, causing you to fall down the hill. I claim the hill.

I use a blowtorch from the future to melt the chains on your hookshot. You fall. I claim the hill.

I, um, 'innocently' drill a gigantic cavern under your castle, causing your castle to collapse into it(see the car/plane chase in 2012). I claim the hill.

I give you a BIG pat on the back and wish you merry Christmas. And then stab you with the knife hidden in my palm. I claim the hill. Oh, and I've been inactive so the wave didn't affect me.

I kindly give you a machine that makes your dreams come to life. Overjoyed, you accept it and have wonderful dreams for 20 years. However, I secretly use the control button and give you a nightmare where you fall... and fall... and fall... and fall... and wake up before you hit the ground. But I...

I carefully place deadly cyanide into your double bacon cheese burger with fries. I claim the hill.

I drop the book Ender's Game on you and while you are reading it's awesomeazingness, I claim the hill.

Gandalf and Frodo turn out to have gotten so scared that they got Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee to assist them. Your cuccos die out of fright, I claim the hill. And mum isn't dead. I like making people think I'm british.

I set Gandalf and Frodo on you. You die instantaneously. I claim the hill.

I tell my level 100 gyrados to use Hyper Beam on your magicarp. Your magicarp is vaporized. I claim the hill.

I click on your dragon, making it grow to enourmous size, turn on you and kill you. Now I get my own room 'cause my brother's dead! Yay! I claim the hill.

I find the real you and do whats mentioned above. Twice. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I shoot you. You die. I burn your body. Your ashes fall into the ocean, where they are eaten by a shark. Then the shark gets eaten by a blue whale, which is eaten by a chiuaua (spelling?). I feed the dog a nuke hidden in a doggy treat, and retreat 50 mi/km. The nuke goes off, killing the dog...

Umm, nobody did anything so... I claim the hill.

Thanks, but it's linknmike, not Link n mike. It's a combination of my name, Link, and my favorite band, Linkin Park. I drop a plasma screen TV on you for good measure. I had the hill claimed for me! YAY!

I throw your eggs down the hill and while you run to grab them... I claim the hill!

I shoot you with the slingshot, and seeing as it didn't kill you, shoot you with a semi-automatic. I claim the hill.

I drop an anvil on both your eggs, and the dragons spirits posess it and it falls on you. Multiple times. I claim the hill. Oh, and FirceDeity? I'm a dude.

I push you off the hill, you fall into lava, but manage to get out, so I shoot you with a semi-automatic. I claim the hill.

I drop a flaming anvil on you. Then you get hit by multiple cars. And then you get hit by a falling piano. I claim the hill.

I push you off the convieniantly placed hill mentioned on pg. 1. I claim the hill.

I show you a math problem that I invented that is so complex that your head explodes. I claim the hill.

And then there is a huge earthquake which crushes your house and kills you all. I claim the hill.

I shoot you. I claim the hill.