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  1. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *The boko king is enraged*
  2. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *The boko king emerges*
  3. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Mr. L electrocutes a Bokoblin*
  4. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Mr. L decides to forget about Waluigi and throws an electric spear he found at the bokoblins*
  5. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    <i dont even know what happened there. i retconned that anyway>
  6. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Waluigi uses his powers of waaa to poof away the salesmans masks. All of them*
  7. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    : Waah! Such insolence! I have been sent by Ganon to give you a warning! Turn back now! Lonk must not be rescued! But besides, you'll need to get hundreds of shards to reach Ganon! Wahahahaha! *poofs away*
  8. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: Ok fine have it your way *retcons the last 10 or so posts* *also nerfs the mask salesman* Narrator: Go on with your day.
  9. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    : You should have gone for the moustache... *Warps away* Narrator: Bonus Quest: Escape Waluigi Pinball
  10. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Waluigi goes Ultra Instinct mode teleports everyone into Waluigi Pinball* : Waaa!
  11. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    : Hm... *Mr. L looks around and Waluigi snatches the mask salesman while he is looking away* : Wait WHAT THE-
  12. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Waluigi kidnaps Wario* : The camps north guys... guys?
  13. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: I recommend you use skill and strategy to smoke out the bokoblins : Nah just throw spears at em (Using a sprite for Mr. L)
  14. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Narrator is very tired* alright school sorry
  15. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: Oh you just gave me an idea In the quest Raid the Bokoblin Camp, you have to shoot birds from a slingshot to hit them! *Narrator is tired*
  16. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Mr. L: Why not
  17. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Mr. L: Hm... I have a solution. *50 brobots spawn in* Brobots: Let's race shadow Mario!
  18. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    brb
  19. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Mr. L: I want to race shadow mario
  20. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    im waiting for someone else to join in :skitty:
  21. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: A new mural is unlocked! You can now go to: Forest of Spirits Quests to do: Quest 1: Raid the Bokoblin Camp Quest 2: Red Coins in the Forest Maze Quest 3: Fight the Forest Bandits Quest 4: Catch Shadow Mario!
  22. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *There is too much Ganergy, and it causes the Guardian to explode. The excess Ganergy forms Shadow Mario, who will be back soon... The shard appears before you.*
  23. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *The guardian radiates Ganergy, super evil dark energy*
  24. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *The Guardian's outer shell collapses. Phase 2 commences*
  25. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *The Guardian recoils. It seems the legs are its weak spots*
  26. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Mr. L: I summon Brobot to attack!
  27. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    im gonna take shower be back soon Mr. L: I opt for finding the red coins
  28. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: Ok just one more shard to go Mr. L: Hey whats up can I join you
  29. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Spider boss fails to activate* Monk: Fine take the shard
  30. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Monk: **** it here take this Triforce Shard... After beating this insanely disturbing spider guardian boss that was put in here for no reason
  31. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Monk: Sh- my knowledge of Gen Z comebacks has failed... Um... Your a karen?
  32. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Monk: What did you just call me you zoomer?
  33. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Kermit: So long fellow comrades *dies a blaze of glory*
  34. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: Ok it's time to intervene you little ****s *grabs bomb and disentegrates it and all others like it in this dimension
  35. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: You have to blow up rock walls, but sometimes you have to throw bombs up on ledges! *muttering* Tʜɪs ɪs sᴜᴄʜ ᴀ ʟᴀᴍᴇ ᴘᴜᴢᴢʟᴇ ɪᴍ sᴏʀʀʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴏɴ ᴀ ʟᴏᴡ ʙᴜᴅɢᴇᴛ ʜᴇʀᴇ
  36. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Kermit: I shall sacrifice my life fellow comrades
  37. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Kermit: I have a kermitmecha
  38. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: This a shrine to test your skill with bombs.
  39. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Kermit also enters the shrine*
  40. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    gn *Salesman warps away for now* *He shall return soon*
  41. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Kermit is a reckless driver and nearly crashes into the shrine* Kermit: Come on Wario lets go
  42. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Kermit rides the kermitmobile*
  43. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *All the guardians have regenerated* Kermit: I think its on the other side of them
  44. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Kermit: ok *jumps into the mural*
  45. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    *Kermit arrives* Kermit: I vote quest 5... quest 4 is fine too.
  46. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    ok mural 2 is unlocked after 3 shards Narrator: Now you have a choice! Quest 2: Blast away the wall Quest 3: Fight the 4-eyed Guardian Quest 4: Puzzle in the Ja Baij Shrine Quest 5: 8 Red Coins in the Ruins
  47. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Narrator: Quest 1: Beat the 5 Guardians
  48. InsaneBlathers

    Game Thread Super Lonk 64

    Hey there, paisanos heroes! Princess Zelda has been kidnapped by Ganondorf! He has scattered the many Triforce shards throughout mural worlds. These shards are needed to unlock different parts of Hyrule, and new murals hidden within temples. Right now, Lonk and his partners are trapped within...
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