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In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth. Originally, his plan was to do it over the course of 10 relaxed days. Chuck Norris gave him a week. --- Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. --- Naruto has 5 classes of Ninja: Genin, Chuunin, Jonin, Kage, and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and awesome martial arts abilities. Shortly after the transaction, he roundhoused' Satan in the face and took his soul back. Since the devil appreciates irony, they now play poker every wenesday night.