"Woah, hey! My guitar's slipping!"
"Just hold it for a few more seconds, we're taking a picture right now!!"
CLICK!
*Guitar falls and breaks into a million tiny pieces*
"Oh, hi there! I'm Chimera's latest avitar! Granted I'll probably only be here for a few days but I'm gonna love ZD until-" is replaced by yet another Ninja Brian avitar.