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Funny : Who is Benjamin Harrison? That's... that's inconsistent. Funny : What is going on here?! Funny : I'm the 23rd president! Who is this poser you speak of?!

Funny : Mhm. Hello, I'm Funny Valentine, the 23rd president of the United States

Funny : I see. Well, what's on the agenda today.

Funny : Hmm... Alright. I'll provide my assistance.

Funny : Hmmm... Now what would destroying this L.U.C.I.N.A. project achieve in my quest to prove the elegance of lady consistency?

Funny : What is this "L.U.C.I.N.A." project? Don't try to play me as a fool Mart, I'm a former president.

Funny : Yes, now where can I find them.

Funny : Mart, sir, don't you love consistency, consistent victory, consistent financial success, all of those lovely things? Funny : But some people in this world ruin it all, just because they "forgot" about that one very important post. That was definitely super important! C'mon, how do you...

Funny Valentine bursts into the scene, in [important place] Funny : Hello, big shot, I've came here to bring respect to lady consistency name. You're my first target.

== Meanwhile in [Insert somewhere where something important is going on] == A man walks down, out of some form of transportation ??? : I'm finally here. ??? : My life shall finally be rebooted and finally... Kira : I will always remember uh... Robby? Lobby? I don't quite care. Kira : I'm back-...

* Rifley chugs a beer can that was on the ground * * Rifley runs towards the castle of koopa guns blazing * : Avoid ricocheting bullets.

: Coolio Fred bro. War crimes

: Gee wiz y'know this stuff gets perrtty complex with land and money and stuff Pika pika : Can somebody give this guy an excuse to shoot ****

: Hmm... Now what do I do?

Pika pika ***** : Wow where did you get that swag Rifley Pika : Freakin' sweet

: Wowza

* Mikes jumps in, along with Rifely *

: Yep, me too. : Kind of lame the Alpha and Omega crew over there ate that mouse, Rifley was going to shoot his **** Pika pika

: This is where I say a fnaf quote : Nice to meet you too mate. Pika : Oh yeah, during my period of non-existence I brought a weapon! Pika : He's a survivor of war, his home land was conquered by a powerful king long ago... Now the king was rather unobtrusive, which meant he wanted to conquer...

: Holy hell a killer robot. : I'm disappointed at the fact I'm not scared. : This is the worse than the time I went to Cleveland. : No wait that was Boston during a baseball game.

possibly idk lol

*Mike coughs proving he's still existent*

boo's pizza iceberg real not clickbait

boo's pizza lost media

* Meanwhile in locked down Toad Town, which was still currently having a zombie apocalypse * * Zombies had raged the town, with only about only 2 dozen survivors left * * The dead bodies of toads are scattered about * * A toad gang member hides, trying to find a way to stop the madness * Toad...

Mike: Woah Lois, this is worse than the time I got bit

* Mike comes along *

Mike: Righto

* Mike had coughed, proving he still existed * Mike : So Mr.Mister what we gonna do

Mike: I could punch them, taze them, that's pretty good.

Mike: Um... Mi- Jermeyscmitzinbergbravomcronalddonaldscrooge the fifth, I fell in a sandpit and through some non-descript shenanigans I'm here

after falling through the sandpit and other shenanigans mike found himself at/in [area]

There once was a man Whom would wave to the daily zombies walking across the street as you do but he had gotten tired of such an existence On that faithful day he said so he left off on a journey to beat the **** out of the first person he saw which he did, and then he formed a worldwide...

ok so now's the day zd decides to give me a notif for this thread

* Mew tries to run.... well more like float in pursuit very quickly oh you get what I mean after Mike *

No I think

Mike : AAAAAAAAH * He leap frogs over them and starts running * Mew : Mew! ( Hey stupid I found a- ) * Mew noticed Mike running * Mew : Mew ( **** )

Mike : SURFSHARK GANG 4 LIFE Mew : Mew ( great just great ) Mike : aaaaa Mew : Mew... ( I'm gonna find a way out stay here okay boy )

Mike : No not really just a couple of dust bunnies and a old Twinkie bar

* Mike runs in and locks the door * Mike : NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE-

Mike : They probably noticed us, don't look back! * He starts mad dashing and then starts running on his fours * * Mew followed * Mike : HoOOOoo * He starts getting up off his fours and continues to run * * He drifts straight towards some random building to enter it and hide *

* Mike jolts up * Mike : ( Hide ) Mew : Mew ( sure ) * They both run off to find somewhere to hide *

Mike : ( what are they doing? ) Mew : Mew ( couple of weirdos you moron who care- ) Mike : ( hmmm )

* Mike turns his head and notices the convo * Mike : Plan? Mew : Mew ( Party? ) Mike : Hm- shhhh shh Mew : ...( ... ) * Mike tries to not look suspicious *

* Mike noticed a building faraway * Mike : Hey, we're in Sarasaland Mew : Mew? ( How do you know this exactly ) Mike : My last, last, last, last, boss was a total sarasaophile, the building over there looks sort of like all those models he showed me Mew : Mew ( Great for you )

* Mike dragged Mew along as they searched for some civilization of some kind * Mike : Mike schmike Mew : Mew ( burn in a pit ) Mike : Van dike, I'm bored

* Meanwhile somewhere in a particular desert * * A head popped out of the sand * Mike : * various coughs and wheezes * HAbaARFFFFFF * a tail popped out of the sand next to him * Mew :MEEeeeW ( FINALLY FREEDOM FROM THAT COARSE HE-) * Mike pulled himself out of the sand * Mike : How did falling...

* The gangster toad knocked on the door of a house * Gangster Toad: Ayy you want weapons? * The door broke down * Gangster Toad : Woah- * a zombie jumped out * * The toad held out his gun and shot * * It made a loud noise attracting some zombies * Gangster Toad : OH NO- * The toad ran to find a...