23. Looking down the barrel of a hot metal .45
(I've run out of things to say, and the 30 character limit makes me say something. So I'm just posting a single line of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song every time. :P)
Josh's signature made me laugh out loud, so he gets one free pass, or at the very least a cake that isn't a lie (that's more within my divine jurisdiction anyway).
2. I will show the mods fear in a handful of dust.
12 cups of buttercream icing, so that those who eat of the cake will become ill to their stomachs, and thus confined to the computer to count for all eternity.
10. We could always lie in wait, and plan a massive post-a-thon at times where mods have notoriously low activity. It would only take ten of us five minutes to get it up to 50.
2. Damn them to an eternity of wandering Termina with no transformation masks except a permanent Deku Mask, no Ocarina to reset the days, and no hope of getting an Ocarina! THE FIRST THREE DAYS FOR ALL ETERNITY!
8. We could throw them into the Stone Tower Temple. It'd take them a few hours to get out of there. Longer if they don't have the Deku/Goron/Zora Masks.
2.
When we become gods, our first act will be to dispel moderators. Then we will leave the land, and leave behind us a Golden Power that shall be used in case the mods should return. The exact name of the Golden Power will be determined based on how many of us ascend.