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Aliens. Why do those bears on Charmin commercials do laundry when they dont wear any clothes?

Yes they are! Why does Goofy walk on two legs and Pluto walk on four, if they're both dogs?

Yes. Why do some black labs have white spots on their chests?

Orange juice and peanut butter. Why do all the big snowstorms in my area skip my town or not hit it as bad?

Purple. How does the banker in MM keep your money if you travel back in time?

In the bathtub. How did Link get Epona stuck in a tree?

The flying spaghetti monster. What is 2+purple?

Yes! Why do I always have so much laundry?

Purple, because aliens don't wear hats. If you go to the store and buy 20 watermelons, and your friend buys 50 cantaloupes, why does noone ask what in the world you're doing?

No. Variables become purple elephants. What are cookies?

No I've worn the same pair for a year :P Why are people with orange hair called carrot tops, when carrots are green on top?

By running around in his underwear. Why doesn't Halloween have a mascot?

Hammer Time. Why do cows moo?

Monkeys. Why is the sky blue?

Because if you don't you will be ignorant. Why do crackers have holes in them?

Nothing. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

It fixes almost everything. If it moves and it's not supposed to, use duct tape. If it doesnt move and its supposed to, use w40. Is there a tree in my front yard right now?

Sure. *eats all chocolate pudding in existence* Do we have any crackers?

No you're a monkey. If I have 4 pencils, and you have 7 apples, how many pancakes will fit on the roof?

Pee on it. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Mike Jones! Why do people ask stupid questions?

Because it gets tipped over and poured out too much. Who invented idiots?

Because aliens. What color is purple?

Broccoli. Why do cats have stripes?

A million and seven. Why do I procrastinate so much?

Because ALIENS. Why couldnt the mayans predict the end of their own society?

Because your great grandpa was a firebender. Why does the sun come up in the east?

Why did you not ask another question? :lol:

Because now it's going through my head. Thanks... Why is My Little Pony so popular with adult men?

The blue parts are made out of blueberries and the yellow parts are made out of bananas. Where does magic dust come from?

Through his skin... Why do "fat chance" and "the chances are slim" mean the same thing?

Because it has a face on the other side, and Skull Kid hasnt told it to crush the world, so we never see the face. Why do dogs pee on fire hydrants?

Because they are members of the Taliban and they think they'll go to heaven and have 50 virgin wives. Why is the Gerudo Valley song so awesome?

Because it's only for badasses. What happened on my birthday in 1995?

Because the magic ninja said so. Why does Groose have gold/yellow eyes?

Because you are a robot and robots enjoy random numbers. If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables, what is baby oil made out of?

Only if you give me $1000 first. What is the meaning of existence?