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Granted, but the police come in and arrest you for illegally downloading copyrighted materials. I wish for a large piece of pie to mystically appear in my back yard.

Granted, but your brain cannot comprehend the amount of awesome that is being streamlined into it, so you die in the most massive explosion imaginable by the human mind.

Granted, but you get stuck in some sort of demented Creepypasta story based around it. I wish I wasn't dead.

Granted, but soon after this occurrence, a giant turtle flies out of the sky and drinks all of the water from the ocean, driving the human race extinct. I wish for a giant spaghetti monster to come out of the ocean, and have licorice for legs.

Granted, but you couldn't enable/disable it at will, meaning that you could become fully transparent at the worst of times, and likewise for vice versa.

Granted, but you wind up stuck there and can't get back. I wish I had more money!!!

Granted. They're bite sized yay!! I wish to not be so bored...

Granted, but you can't get it to stay in, and it it physically impossible to remove to objects that have been suck together for more than 5 secs. I wish I had a nice tall glass of Speed Cola (from Nazi Zombies) right now.

Granted, but only the bag is infinite. The chips are at the bottom of the bag, which doesn't exist. No Dorito for you! I wish for a 4th generation iPod Touch.

Granted, but you can't speak them all fluently, only vaguely. English is one of the vague ones. I wish I was better at corrupting wishes.

Granted, but I stole it! :lol: I wish for a Pop Tart.

Granted, but the controls were the equivalent of those on Superman 64. I wish for Tetris on my N64 (if they ahve that)

Granted, but it replaces your brain and you die. I wish I had a webcam for Skype.

Granted, but you dont get the Armos'. I wish I had a llama in my back yard.

You already make a very, very, small difference--no different than anyone else. It's still a difference though. Nothing happens whatsoever. I wish I was better at coming up with corruptions for wishes that people have wished.

Granted, but it has a disorder that makes it keep puffing up infinitely until it blows up. I wish for enough money to buy a 3DS.

Granted, but it makes the clothes so awesome that they explode. I wish for Goldeneye 007 Wii.

Granted, but he's dead; it makes no difference. I wish for epicness.

Granted, but while youre playing Four Swords link comes out of the game and kills you. I wish for a harmless pet starfish that couldn't be harmed and could not harm anything else.

Granted, but you die before it's released. i wish for a spoon. That's it, just a spoon.

Granted, but you see God, and you're so amazed that you die. The reason you saw God was because you were dead in 5 minutes because you looked 5 minutes into the future and saw God and it killed you. I'm not going to take any longer than that to explain it. I wish I was suddenly extremely smart...

Granted, but you die :P. I wish for some soy sauce.

Granted, but all floormasters decide to stick to ceilings and pose as wallmasters. I wish to suddenly develop amazing skills at GIMP.

Grnted, but you will be so excited that you explode before you even got to try it out. I wish for a purple pony.

You wish for nothing so you will get NOTHING!! I don't wish I was Russian.

Granted, but it is eaten by a gorilla, as are you. I wish I had a video camera!!

anti-blank (burn!!) I wish I didn't have to leave right now!!!! GRR!!

Since you didn't wish, you get a wish!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! I wish for a bomb that will kill us all. Try corrupting that!

Granted, but the movie Transformers comes real and the iPhone kills you.

Granted, but it is so big it falls over and crushes you. (stupid 90 second rule!!)

Granted. It's 8.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 weeks now. I wish I was 13 so I could get a Facebook.

Granted, but the arrow shoots you every time you use it. I wish I could make pics in my signatures not have a stupid white outline.

Granted, but you are cursed so that you can never own or use a WiiMotionPlus. I wish for a gust jar.

Granted, but it's just Monopoly money. I wish I could put my avatar in my sig without creating a Photobucket account.

Granted, but it's just a replica. I wish I had a replica fierce deity mask.

Granted, but it's in weird symbols and you can't undersand it I wish for Halo: Reach

Granted, but they're really crappy. I wish I wasn't so tired.

Granted, but it is burning from a Buht Jolokia (look it up) I wish for a pony

Granted, but it's done backwards. I wish that my friend Jakob was at my house right now.

Granted, but Dark Link comes and steals it. I wish I knew how to make awesome sigs!!

Granted, but you get indigestion. I wish that I didn't just lose the game!!

Granted, but she isn't. (what?) I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but "Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" I wish I was a dinosaur

Granted, but I have Nayru's Love and it protects me from bird poop. I wish that I could beat the Gerudo's Fortress.

Granted. The remake turns out better than you expected. The corruption? You choke on a piece of chicken, you survive, and life goes on completely un-affected. I wish that that corruption would be good enough.

Granted, but it's a terrible remake. :P Considering that I wasn't given an artificial heart, and I have no idea what an artifisual hert is, I wish I knew what an artifisual hert was.

Granted, but you can't play or buy or ever hear anything about it. I wish I wasn't so bored.

Granted, but it's corrupted even worse. I wish my laptop worked. :(

Granted, but you're always thirsty. I wish I could beat the Shadow Temple. (I finally beat the Water Temple!)

Granted, but it explodes. I wish for an N64