Cuz its headphones blew up in its ears. It was then deafened, causing its body fat to multiply by approximately 78 times, making it fat.
Who the heck is this Bilth Ferguson guy? I've been hearing of him everywhere.
Because you felt like the north pole was too hot and the equator was too cold and you settled for somewhere in the middle, Indiana... wait, that's where I live!
Why did you obliterate my second cousin's cat's previous owner?
Step 1. Yell at a monkey
2. Kick a wall
3. Paint a picture of a PC
4. Join Zelda Dungeon Forums
5. Beat a Mario game
5 1/2. Build a house
Why am I on here and not playing Metal Gear Solid 2 right now?
Since Atsuma got ninja'd, I'll reply to both questions.
Birds sing at night because the world is not what it really is and what it is it really isn't.
6 is afraid of 7 because 6 has the rare sevenaphobia.
Why do people get ninja'd so often?