*has balogna splat onto his face*
It has a bite out of it already. Yuck.
*throws bologna-covered face at NP*
Inventory: Spaceship, phone, teddy bear, cow, Gobli
*I take the ticking thing, put it in the next poster's hand, and throws the NP at themselves. Puts Gobli in inventory
Inventory: Spaceship, phone, cheese crumbs, teddy bear, cow, Gobli
Moo!
*Catches cow*
*Puts cow in pocket*
*Wonders if its a small cow or a big pocket*
*throws a switch-comb at NP*
Inventory: Spaceship, phone, cheese crumbs, teddy bear, cow
Ooh! A couch!
*Catches it (somehow)*
*Sits in couch*
PILLOW FIGHT!
*Throws a pillow at NP*
Inventory: Spaceship; phone; cheese crumbs; teddy bear; couch
AHH! SHARPEDO!
*It hits the ground in front of me*
Oh... okay...
*Slowly walks away*
*Nonchalantly passes an empty bottle to the NP*
INVENTORY: Spaceship; Phone; Cheese Crumbs; Teddy Bear