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Yeah, that went a bit overboard. SODOTUS: Never mind, don't drop a bomb. Instead, send 10,000 troops to the eastmost province to take control. *10,000 troops arrive in the east*

*The United States proceeds to drop a giant nuclear weapon upon Bitro-Sizia* SODOTUS: Nuclear warfare has commenced.

*The troops shoot down the Bitro-Sizians and proceed to launch missiles into the Big Government's HQ*

*The airplanes descend troops* Soldier: GET OUT NOW! WE ARE SETTING UP A PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT.

Bite-Size Guard: Uh, sir. There's a bunch of airplanes heading towards us.

Lokop: Well, United Nations. I would like to say something. President of the UN: Go right ahead. Lokop: I was former defense minister of a country called "Bitro-Sizia" a place where all freedoms and civil liberties are banned. Simply asking the government for help is deemed a crime. The country...

*The Defense Minister dashes out of view and boards a plane to flee the country*

Defense Minister: Your Imperial Majesty, what should we do?

Defense Minister: Uh, the War Ministry isn't exactly a real position. I'm that position. There is a Navy Ministry.

Defense Minister: Well, as head of the ministry of defense. I can say that we are both equal in power, except I have control over the military.

Defense Minister: You're brainwashed. Plus, if they execute me, they'll know nothing to do with the war.

Defense Minister: He's just sensitive to criticism.

Defense Minister: He's just too incompetent to do it!

Defense Minister: Well, it's all because Mr. Emperor is making all the continents fight.