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  1. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    It always releases more fecal matter into the room. :gno:
  2. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    He does go to the gym, regardless you would have to be awfully weak not to be able to squat. Back in the cave man days when men were men and women were women men would be out hunting all the time keeping fit, even the majority of beta males were fit and if they weren't they would die. My point...
  3. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    The greatest education website in the world Wiki how supports squats and also has teaches you how to poo properly, it's obvious to must people but I think those that stand should give it a read.
  4. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    Maybe someone purchased him a toilet with a narrow hole. Reading his post almost sounds like he's playing a game of operation each time he goes to the toilet sitting.
  5. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    It's a culture thing Deus. Of course people from North England are going to wipe standing up like the barbarians they are! Where as us lush sophisticated powerful and caring Southerners tend to do things a little less... barbaric. No one is saying it prevents you from wiping thoroughly. It...
  6. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    That foreigner was you wasn't it? :bubsy: Still, I swear our Bri'ish public toilets are as bad and people have no excuse there! The amount of times I've seen **** all over the toilet seat, how do you mess that up? Another reason to squat if you should ever find yourself in a public toilet, which...
  7. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    Again you're all crazy. Sitting down or standing up is stupid, squatting is superior and I urge you all to try it, you'll never go back after. Look how easier it is for your poop to just slide out, it's a more natural position and we evolved to poop this way. As you can see above the right...
  8. Dan

    Do you wipe sitting down or standing up?

    It shocks me how many people poo so wrong. I will squat on the toilet seat which is how we're supposed to deport our fecal matter anyway. (look it up) This position is superior as it aids the flow of the departed and it will get rid of all the poo. I wipe in this position as well, who the hell...
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