Jon: If pizza were here, Wood pizza do that?
Arin: *Blring* *Blring* "Hello, yes, uh... Sidekick Rental." Yea! My sidekick ****ing sucks! You sent me a defective one! Can I get a refund?! And a new goddamn sidekick! Thanks, bye! *Boop*
Jon: Laughing uncontrollably.
Jon: Thank you Allen and Dafster Kreft! The people who sent us this game. **** YOU! Next time on Game Grumps.
Arin: We're gonna **** them next time on Game Grumps?
Jon: You just read my mind.
Arin: M Arakawa! That's Minoru Arakawa for the people... This is Minoru Arakawa for the people who don't know ****ing **** about Donkey Kong. That don't know **** about Nintendo. He was the president of Nintendo of America until Reggie Watts took over. Sorry, not Reggie Watts. Reggie F-*burps*...
Jon: All the jews and whites and blacks and asians and latinos should all die. Everybody in the rap industry that I give this CD to should all die.
Arin: Alright...
Jon: All their families, all their kids. Their dog too. He should die gorily. Kids also die gorily. Especially you! Mark Simmons...
Jon: Arin is like showing me this ginger bread house that he put all his love and care into. And then, as a ****ing goof. I put a hole in that... *censored*.
Arin: It would be so funny Jon.
Jon: *laughs* I put a hole in that *censored*.
Arin: I remember the... the exact thing I said to you was I...
Me: *hits friend with his choir folder*
Friend: *Gives me her look of death*
Me: I'm sorry for abusing you... I think we have to be married before I abuse you.
Friend: *laughs*
Girl that happened to hear me: What? You want to marry her?
Arin: Jesus, Moses, and Copernicus walk into a bar.
Jon: And Copernicus is like...
Arin: Somebody says... Somebody says what... "what do you have in common?" and they say "Just us"
Jon: Oh... My...
Arin: Because they all have us in their name.
Jon: I got it! I was thinking about it... I was...
Jon: I'm constantly challenged by our friendship, *laughs*. Goddamn it, I...
Arin: I, I'm challenged because I feel like you're blasting me off to the moon... and then not making it there *laughs*
Jon: Wwwwhat? Oh! My! God! Oh, no! Arin, why are you making a Challenger joke? Now you made me hit...
Jon: Well, boy that was a let down for everyone including me.
Arin: He drew a...Put...Put the picture on the screen, Barry. Put the picture on the screen
Jon: Yea, Put the picture on the screen.
Arin: Put the picture on the screen.
Both: Put the picture on the screen. Put it on the screen. Put...
Jon: OH! OH! OH! OH! Okay! He just stops.
Arin: Are you just locating all the Cheerios in the room?
Jon: *laughs* Oh my god, Arin, I love you sometimes.
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Jon: I crushed a crab.
Arin: that was almost a Spongebob.
Jon: *laughs* Like the Krusty Krab?
Arin: Yea.
Jon: I crushed a crab.
Arin...
Jon: I know we talked about this, but I need to just go back and show that Baloo is grabbing his crotch.
Arin: *laughs* Ok.
Jon: What?
Arin: Great!
Jon: No!
Arin: We'll do it!
Jon: No! No!
Arin: We'll ****ing do it!
Jon: No!!
Arin: Barry! Listen to me! Listen up Barry! Number one! With a...
Jon: What is this game called, Arin?
Arin: It's called Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's Getting Wet
Jon: *laughs*
Arin: In a pool!!
Jon: I'm serious
Arin: They dunked in a pool.
Arin: Yo, listen up this Link to the Past. Gonna go over here getting ****ed in the ***. Got these things flying 'round. Gonna hit me with the tiles.
Jon: Stalfos, gibdos, octoroks too. *Arin laughs* You're the first member of the DK crew! *Arin laughs again*
Arin: Check this **** out. Grab... Grab something... Nevermind, don't even.
Jon: What?
Arin: I don't care.
Jon: What?
Arin: Keep going.
Jon: Grab what?
Arin: Just, I don't care. Just keep going.
Jon: Hold on, I'm going back.
Arin: You mother****er! Just get... Go!
Jon: You told me to grab...