Devda sighs. Not only is he stressed by the attack, but now there's a drunken idiot blathering on. He gathers himself and says "I heard voices from outside the ship demanding our surrender. I only wanted to retire in peace, but nothing in life is so easy."
Shoot, I'll try storytelling out.
Devda burst into the room. "It's bad, Red," he said. "I was offered to start a mutiny by one of the janitors, and now I think we're under attack."
Devda: Dangit, are we under attack? What the heck?!?!
*He kicks the wall and starts running to his friend the Captain's room*
I want someone who hasn't done anything yet to be the captain.
*Devda leaves the bar, looking for the captain who is a close friend of his. In fact, he and the captain were the ones who converted their battle ship into a cruise ship*
*Devda holds up his drink in annoyance. Looking around the room for someone to complain to, he sees no one except the barkeepr, who is decidedly ignoring the goings on*
*The ship's head onboard mechanic, who goes by Devda, sits at the bar with a drink. Seeing as how this is a state of the art ship, there's not much outside of regular maintenance for him to do.*