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^ Indeed but... < FSM is not real. :devil: v

^ No, I already did for today. < And the Flying Spaghetti Monster said onto me: "..." nothing, for he was merely a pile of cold spaghetti, two meatballs, and two glass eyes. v Is a professional Alaskan Bull Worm wrangler.

^ Posted that nearly a month ago. < V The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind.

^ Not yet. < Is me. v EEEEEVVVVILLLL!

^ Precisely. < Can't get all of the crumbs off his bed. v Death! Is where I am. Go to Hell! Go to jail! In back of that. Crime! Here I am. Take a chance. Dead! DIE!

^ 'Sup? < Not wearing pants is a good idea. v No moderators are on right now. SPREAD ANARCHY!

^ Yup. < Derp. v Will write a Haiku about Haikus.

^ That is true. < The lost city of Atlantis was found in Kevin's nostrils. v

^ Heck no! < I'm not going to try cocaine. I won't give in to peer pressure! v Hi.

^ No. < v Where did the strange man touch you?

Up arrow - Nice triangles, but I took the time to spell out the words. Left arrow - For some reason it's taking me a lot of tries to spell arrow correctly. Down arrow - I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

^ That's actually true. < I often smell like onions because I work at a grocery store that sells onions, and the scent of a rotten onion stays on you for a few days. v Did not have sexual intercourse with that woman.

^ I'll call you Jake Steel. < Made a reference. v Gets it.

^ No but you sparked my interest. < :suspicious: v Has a TV on but isn't actually watching it, just keeping it on for background noise.

^ Hi jelly. < I don't have to want a potato chip, I have a family sized bag of them next to me. v Is not :cool:

^ Yeah, but I had to put him to "sleep." < :cooky: v

^ No, I'm typing. < :thinking: v A bunny will explode if you think about a purple elephant.

^ o < ∞ v oo

^ Meh. < v The official language of the United Kingdom, person who has sexual intercourse with women who have given birth. Doth thou speaketh it?

^ NO! < I want to be part of a miserable family! v :party:

^ Growl growl like a monster. < Hiss hiss like a snake. v Pika pika like a Pikachu!

^ Nope. < I was Terminus all along! :p v There's a spider on your shoulder.

^ Nope. < Felt a little sick today, probably from McDonald's. v Will not be Terminus.

^ :? < It took me way too long to find the question mark on my keyboard. :xd: v I command you to have a good day! Not great, not awesome, just good.

^ *Gives Terminus 100 Monopoly dollars* < Should start going to bed earlier. v Has never eaten dinosaur meat.

^ Hi. < That light on my Wii is staring at me. He watches me, my every move, my most private moments. Luckily he can't see me type this because the screen isn't facing him. v Is also being stalked by a gaming console.

^ Nope < Just ate cereal v *burp*

^ *I'll think of something later* < Meh. v Derp.

^ I know, man. LSD does some crazy stuff, man! ^ Is hangin' out with Lucy, the girl in the sky with diamonds. <

^ Stole my LSD, man! < I don't know what's going on, man! Raptors are blowing bubbles and spiders are drinking tea, man! <

^ No way I'm going to listen to you. < v

^ Nope. < (Chuck Testa) v Will use a dead meme, like I did.

^ Yes! < Will be going to work in two hours. v Didn't notice that I used a right arrow instead of a left arrow.

^ That statement is false, fine sir. < v I'm chaffed as nuts to see you looking as humbly jumbly as Her Majesty's watermelons.

^ :nod: < :rolleyes: v :nerd:

^ Fails at ^<v < Deprin' v Be trollin'

^ There's no conclusive evidence to support the idea that the soul exists. < v

^ No, I'm reading your post, then thinking about what to post. < v Has done this.

^ Yes, but Barney is awesome! < v

^ They still make Naruto? < Hasn't watched that anime in years. v

^ Close. < v

^ Nope < Already got two mosquito bites this season. v DEATH TO MOSQUITOES!!!

^ Couldn't be more correct. < Is watching a Twilight Zone episode and will just be here during the intro and some of the beginning. v Thinks The Twilight Zone is awesome.

^ Does Minecraft Chicken count? < Had a bad day until I got on the internet. v Hi!

^ Remembers something I don't. Also, there was no period at the end of the sentence. < Is wearing smelly socks. v Is glad they're not near my smelly socks.

^ Is named Davud and misspelled grive. < There's something wrong with this sentence v Noticed it.

^ Posted two days ago. < Doesn't know who or what Grooveshark is. v Is not in a car, presently.

^ Is 98% monkey. < Is also 98% monkey. v Is the 2%!

^ Doesn't care. < Is home alone, unless Shadowlurker counts. v

^ I was eating a turkey sandwich thirty minutes ago. < It was delicious. v /kill [your name here]